Sun 30 - AL'S BACK! and tom too

Sat 29 - Yay got to see Pete when he came to nottingham

Sat 29 - naa jonathon saw me naked!

Fri 28 - In a parallel universe not far from this one, i am already dead

Fri 28 - Naa! Kayleigh's got grounded again!

Thu 27 - I see you baby

Thu 27 - Ian tried to choke his bird while he was coughing - but was it CCC?

Thu 27 - Errrr!

Wed 26 - She don't trust me

Wed 26 - Just fucking drop it now, all of you

Wed 26 - I can drive! Lets go down the circuit

Tue 25 - Wow kay's mum went "alan"

Tue 25 - Don't be scared chicken ü

Tue 25 - naa we saw jonathon naked!

Mon 24 - yawn

Sun 23 - I got beat up by jade and her big french stick

Sat 22 - "i'm not gonna be viktoria"

Sat 22 - did nothing at all all day - cool

Fri 21 - "i need a piss"

Fri 21 - Went to Ocean with lisa karen and gary.

Thu 20 - Met sarah's new bloke at chicken's

Thu 20 - Phew its a big delivery all right!

Wed 19 - Back to work

Tue 18 - wow me and lisa are so great 2day

Tue 18 - Fuckin' refs

Mon 17 - I've ballsed it up

Mon 17 - Saved you chicken!

Mon 17 - Barricaded the road

Mon 17 - Tristan's party

Sun 16 - Mowed the lawn even though its not applicable

Sat 15 - Oh NO! i've remembered something else bout friday night

Sat 15 - That was a shit goodbye

Sat 15- Back in England!

Sat 15 - Said bye in my own way

Sat 15 - Bye everyone....

Fri 14 - From smiler 

Fri 14 -  I've boffed up in my room! Like the first night, like the last night

Fri 14 - I soaked Bin Laden's door and woke her up

Fri 14 - Had a kickin' night in hollie's room!

Fri 14 - Third Floor Party

Fri 14 - Three Horseshoes got invaded by students

Fri 14 - It was Jack that told all of Willoughby!

Fri 14 - THE PLAGIARISM SOCIETY - We Do It With Everyone

Fri 14 - Nick's chundered on the grass again

Fri 14 - 61 percent!

Thu 13 - Nick's throwing up in the corridoor, sleeping on the floor, covered in booze and with 'dick' written across his forehead

Thu 13 - We've got The Sign!

Thu 13 - Sponsored by Duracell

Thu 13 - Wicked night in lizard lounge. Bye nightingale

Wed 12 - Alan and Stretch are gay - that's why they're moving in together

Wed 12 - Friendship based on dislike - now where have i seen that before? If you cant shut it, fuck off, i don't wanna know any more

Tue 11 - The Great Order Of Moral Protectors Of Bakersfield dont wanna speak to me - life just gets better and better

Tue 11 - Went to sleep at 5 30 am this morning

Mon 10 - These five words in my head

Mon 10 - Went to Coc-soc at the palais with ian and the west wing girls

Sun 9 - That's an indicator

Sun 9 - Which way do you wanna go?

Sat 8 - Friends dont try and fuck friends' girlfriends

Fri 7 - Every single night, you do this to me!

Thu 6 - i'm not commenting - but she's a fucking bitch

Thu 6 - What did i say?

Wed 5 - Laura had a shave!

Wed 5 - Hollie got to know me by smiling

Wed 5 - Nightingale Hall Party! And then to Long Island!

Tue 4 - I can see the stars from here

Tue 4 - We've gotta sort this shit out

Mon 3 - Phew its hot in works!

Sun 2 -

Sat 1 - You can't give a baby booze!

Sat 1 - You're not singing any more! You're no-ot singing aa-at all