Tue 31 - "Help! There's city kids joyriding - and they've got a black man with them"

Tue 31 - Wow we're off to Ben's

Mon 30 -  

Sun 29 - 

Sat 28 - Garage in Long island

Sat 28 - "My mate really likes youu"

Sat 28 - 7 fifty? I'll have it if you don't

Sat 28 - Alan's fag blew up

Sat 28 - Left, Right and R1

Fri 27 - 

Thu 26 - My babes oo

Wed 25 - Who gives a shit about my text message?

Wed 25 - There's six people in kayleigh's bed...

Wed 25 - What a shit driver!

Wed 25 - Watch carlo with the cream

Wed 25 - None of my presents work :(

Wed 25 - "You for listening to"

Tue 24 - "I think you're lovely"

Tue 24 - And the boys from the oakdale stores were singin glory be, and the tills were ringin - on christmas day

Mon 23 - Wow it's a teddy bear!

Mon 23 - Trudie jingles my bell!

Mon 23 - "If one more person pushes into me i'm gonna kill em"

Sun 22 - 

Sat 21 - 

Fri 20 - 

Thu 19 - "y'alright chap?"

Wed 18 - 

Wed 18 - Green and red together

Wed 18 - Ruth's invisible mate's back

Wed 18 - Wow i'm soo buzzin

Wed 18 - Teardrops

Wed 18 - Skiving with Jade

Tue 17 - Leaflets with Karen

Mon 16 - 

Sun 15 - 

Sun 15 - And more!

Sat 14 - Lots and lots of tidying up

Fri 13 - "Oh that's my ringpiece"

Thu 12 - "Your muuum's gaay"

Wed 11 - Thinkin about it

Tue 10 - For fuck's sake sort it out

Mon 9 - Bleugh lime pickle tastes horrible

Mon 9 - Fuckin Lab Writeup

Sun 8 - Yes! The heating works!

Sat 7 - "Give us a burger pleeeeese :("

Sat 7 - Alan's being a Ben - but no one knows who he is

Sat 7 - "Remember when..."

Sat 7 - "Are you driving?"

Sat 7 - "Y'alright natalie?" "mneeur"

Sat 7 - Naa man she spits!

Sat 7 - Big fry-up

Sat 7 - "Impressive" "Excellent" "Humiliation" "Perfect"

Fri 6 - We saw Bones!

Fri 6 - Taking one for the team

Fri 6 - "Aaaaaagh -me arse!"

Fri 6 - "You've got crabs and shrimps in your teeth"

Fri 6 - "you know my mate Gemma right..."

Thu 5 - Wow i've done no work whatsoever

Wed 4 - "You're a goat"

Wed 4 - "And if you're armless - it means youve got no guns"

Wed 4 - Ruth's invisible friend

Wed 4 - "Yeah we're gonna walk to holme pierpont"

Tue 3 - Bloody buses

Mon 2 - Britney spears' breasts can do physics