Jokes of the week The Seven Dwarfs Meet The Pope The seven dwarfs are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city. After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the pope. Grumpy, for once, seems to have a lot to say; he keeps asking the pontiff questions about the church, and in particular, nuns. "Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns?" "No, my son, all our nuns are at least five feet tall." "Are you sure? I mean, you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say, about my height? Maybe a little shorter?" "I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?" "No reason." Pause. "Positive? Nobody in a habit that's about three feet tall, two and a half feet tall?" "I'm sure." "Okay." Grumpy looks dejected at this news, and the pope wonders why. So he listens to the dwarfs as they leave the building. "What'd he say? What'd he say?" chant the other six dwarfs. Grumpy says, "He said they don't have any." And the other six start chanting, "Grumpy fucked a penguin! Grumpy fucked a penguin! Grumpy fucked a penguin!".... Buds Jeff Jeff it's always amusing when your around. jeff: "whats wrong with this soda Adric? adric: "oh, it's just flat." jeff: "my throat burns" jeff(a half hour later after he drank 1/2 of it):"You fuckers put hot sauce in my drink!" Jeff: "There is a bomb under there" jeff(speaking to pat): "dude, i would never ever double up with u" Junior High memories: Who could forget that pen u had that looked like a dildo, I like it rough, My eye, food fridays, Have u ever seen your dads sausage? A Day in the Life of Pat Howard Daddy woke me up this morn' Thank go last night I put away my porn I stand up and scratch down there Even though I have no hair. I walked in on my sister And accidentally kissed her For breakfast I ate 'nilla yogurt While watching Ernie and Burt. When I got to school I saw Kate And got the instant urge to masturbate. I ducked in the lil' boys room And then beat it to the image of a broom And then the idea of old man balls popped in my head And my cock dropped like lead. Then it was time for spanish And up again came my manlynish Since there I sit behind Kate Huck You know, the girl I want to fuck, Her perfume and scent of her hair God I want to rape her like a mare. I talk to my bud Wiest & Clements two fine gants Once Adric & Kate shared a dance. And that SOB was practically in her pants Later I got to go to art Where I dream about Kate sucking my dart After school I love to play golf With sticks and balls the size of 6 David Hasseluofs. I love to stroke the flag pole There's something erotic about shooving it in the hole When I play I get all hot and sweaty I cool down as I hit on the cashier at the Getty I go home and eat dinner Knowing that I truly am a winner Finally I wack off again in the shower My mom climbed in and looked down with a scower. I look at my life with no sorrow Knowing I get to do it all again tomorrow. By various friends! Quotes My Life Email: bee319@hotmail.com
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