Homer is a traitor!
Mood:  sad
We gather here today, with our iPods, iMacs, PowerBooks, and 30" Cinema Display monitors, to mourn over a tragic incedent in the Mac user community. My dad, 'Homer', has bought a keyboard made by.....snifle....oh, this is so difficult. He bought a keyboard made by Microsoft. Even more disgraceful, is the fact that it is plugged into his iMac's USB port. Now, I'm not a retard like Bill Gates, so I'm not going to say that it puts viruses on Macs (as Bill said iPods do to PCs. I am 100% serious, he actually said that), and the only reason it dosen't put viruses on Macs is because, (drum roll), it CAN'T. As we all know, the Mac OS X has a built in virus protection software, that is vastly superior to anything for PC, which I might add are very expensive. But all that is beside the point. I feel it is a disgrace to the name of Apple to attach a Microsoft keyboard to a Macintosh computer. I whould rather die, than even consider buying ANYTHING from Microsoft. I say, burn him at the stake.

Actually, I could do with some steak myself. ;)