This is my life.

Resisting the urge to do a Weasley.

Life is uncertain. Eat Dessert First.

God bless America,
God Save the Queen,
God defend New Zealand,
but thank Christ for Australia.

'We're just going to the magic shop. No school supplies there.'
'Yeah, mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts.'

'Don't 'sir' me young man, you have no idea who you're dealing with.' - Agent K.

'Let me lay it on the line, I got a little freakiness inside, and you know that a man has gotta deal with it.'
- sugababes

Everybody hitting on me. Cannot cope. Off to Mordor.

What is the difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

There's more to life than Harry Potter...
There's also Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Oliver Wood, Lee Jordan, Sirius Black, Charlie Weasley, Dean Thomas, Fred Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Arthur Weasley, Seamus Finnegan, Aidan Quinn, Lucius Malfoy, Kirley MacCormack, George Weasley, Terry Boot, Roger Davies, Neville Longbottom, Percy Weasley, Ernie MacMillan, Gilderoy Lockhart, Bill Weasley, Severus Snape, James Potter, Dudley Dursley, Michael Corner...

'God Rest ye Merry Hippogriffs...' - Sirius

'Sup, Figgy?'

Went all the way to the Gap of Rohan only to find there is no Gap in Rohan! Not even a Banana Republic! False Advertising!