Test: Can I help you?

Woman: Yes I am here to get an interview with you for XWF's magazine.

Test: Well then ask away.

Woman: What brought you here to XWF?

Test: Well the aspect of kicking people's asses really brought me here. And if I can win some money and get some gold around my waist at the same time then that is fine. And well, I�ve done half of that so the money will follow. World Tag Team Champion. That�s Test.

Woman: But why XWF?

Test: It looked like there was competition. But right now I am not so sure. I mean I walk into a tag team match, me and JBL walk out champions and without breaking a sweat win the match.

Woman: You didn't?

Test: Hell no. I went in the match and through people out left and right without hesitation.

Woman: Well now you get a 6 man tag match. That match will be against Jeff Jarrett, Kronos and Shane McMahon, the owner of WCW.

Test: I came to XWF only 2 weeks ago and I get an Tag Team title shot. By the end of this year don�t be surprised if you see me with multiple gold.

Woman: This week, your teaming up with JBL again.

Test: After what me and JBL did last week, this looks like a piece of cake.

Woman: What are you doing to get ready for the match?

Test: I don't have to do anything to prepare. Have you looked at me lately. Oh wait why I have to ask. Of course you have been looking at me. The finest male on the planet. I mean if I wasn't me I would be all over myself.

The woman giggles.

Test: And you know what everyone says, that a man who can make a woman laugh has to be good in bed.

Woman: Who said that?

Test: I did.

The woman giggles again.

Woman: Well those are all the questions I have for you.

Test: I have one for you.

Woman: What?

Test: What are you doing later around 7?

Woman: Nothing, why?

Test: You should come to dinner with me.

Woman: I don�t know.

Test: You are going to turn down someone that looks this good. I don't think so.

Woman: Fine. I will meet you at 8 at the restaurant on 4th street.

Test: It is a date.

The woman gets up and leaves and test does the same. The cameras take a commercial break.

The cameras come back on as Test is in Olympia Sports looking around. He checks out a sneaker and then an employee walks over to him.

Employee: Can I help you with anything.

Test: No I am just looking.

Employee: Ok, but if you need any help just ask.

The employee walks away and Test continues looking at the shoes. After a minute the employee walks back.

Employee: You sure there is nothing I can help you with?

Test: No I said.

Employee: Sorry just trying to help.

The employee walks away again. Test continues to look then walks over to where the shirts are. The employee walks back over to him.

Employee: You look to be a stong guy. You must work out. You know we have a great price on some weight equipment.

Test: God damn man. How many times do I have to tell you I am just looking? Does this make your day walking around and bugging the hell out of people?

Employee: And if I said it did make my day.

Test: If you bug me one more time I am going to shove my boot so far up your ass that it comes out your big mouth.

The employee walks away a little mad. Test continues to look and then he starts looking at some baseball caps. Just then a teenager walks into the store and notices Test. He walks over to him and taps him on the shoulder.

Test: GOD DAMNIT!

Test turns around and clocks the teenager thinking it was the employee. The teenager falls to the ground. Test realizes who he hit as people in the store are looking at him.

Test: Yeah! Don't be sneaking up on people like that.

Test then puts his hand over his face and walks out of the store. He then begins to walk on the street. He gets about 2 blocks down the road when he sees a beggar on the street corner.

Beggar: Do you have any food kind sir?

Test: Excuse me?

Beggar: Do you have any food?

Test: What do I look like the free Wal*Mart?

Beggar: I was just asking because I am hungry.

Test: Get off your lazy ass and get a job like the rest of the world.

Beggar: They won't hire me bec....

Test: Did I ask for your life story. We all have problems and I don't have to be bothered with yours. But since I am a kind, generous and extremely gorgeous individual I will give you some cash.

Test gets out his wallet and takes out a few one dollar bills.

Test: There you go.

Test hands them to the beggar.

Test: Don't spend it all in one place.

Beggar: I asked for some food not for some cash you ass wipe.

Test: Ass wipe? Me?

Beggar: Yes you.

Test: Oh is that how you feel. Well I am sorry that I make a living by kicking people's asses and you make yours by asking for hand outs. So here is what I am going to do for you. Get off your lazy ass, get up, run into on coming traffic and end the smell that is coming from you.

Beggar: Whatever.

Test walks away with a smile on his face. He continues walking until a fat man wearing red shorts and a blue shirt that doesn't cover his belly button bumps into him.

Test: Hey watch it. You should have a sign that says wide load.

Fat Guy: Hey screw you.

Test: You would like that way too much. Wait wait a second. Red shorts, blue shirt that doesn't fit, THE COMIC BOOK GUY!

Fat Guy: Huh?

Test: Don't lie to me. It is you.

Fat Guy: What are you talking about?

Test: I am talking about the comic book guy off the Simpson�s.

Fat Guy: I am not fat like him. I am big boned.

Test: Don't lie fatty. Can you talk like him too?

Fat Guy: No I can't talk like him. It isn't like I am just going to start saying things like "In A Galaxy Far Far Away, Where No One Knows Anything, But One Thing Is For Sire, You Sir Can Bite Me."

Test: That was awesome. Do it again pudgy. Fat Guy tries to shove Test but Test moves.

Fat Guy: Oh fish sticks, I ripped my pants.

Test: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fat Guy: Oh No! Now I have seemed to soil them.

Test walks away laughing. The cameras take a commercial break.

The cameras come back on as Test walks into the restaurant. He sees the woman at the table and walks over to her. He sits down.

Woman: Hi.

Test: Hey.

Woman: What took you so long?

Test: The comic book guy from the Simpson was holding me up.

Woman: OOOOOK. You do realize that is a cartoon show right.

Test: Yes but the dude looked just like him and talked just like him and ripped his pants. It was the funniest thing in the world.

Woman: Well I am hungry. You ready to order?

Test: Yeah.

Just then the waiter walks over.

Waiter: Can I help you folks?

Woman: I will have the special of the day.

Test: And I will have the steak and ribs.

Waiter: Very good and to drink?

Test: Red whine.

Woman: My favorite.

Waiter: Very good. We will bring it out as soon as done.

The waiter walks away.

Test: Will you excuse me I have to go to the bathroom. I know you might cry because I am leaving you but it is only for a few minutes.

Woman: Um... ok.

Test gets up and walks to the bathroom. He goes in and takes a piss in the urinal. He then hears a nasty sounding fart. Test begins to gag. He finishes going to the bathroom and then walks over to the sink.

Guy: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Test: What the hell?

Guy: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHH ARRRRRRRRRRRR

Test then turns at the door where the sound is coming from. He then hears another big fart and the guy struggling with his bathroom break. Test washes his hand is begins to gag again from the smell.

Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ARRRRRRRR AHHHHHHH!

Test then hears a flush and sees this guy who has a chef hat on come out of the bathroom. He doesn't wash his hands and leaves the bathroom. Test runs out of the restroom and back to his table. He sees the woman already eating her meal. Test right there then blows chunks. He then runs out of the restaurant and leaves his date there. He blows chunks again and runs down the street. The cameras fade out.

OOC: Well GL to everyone and feedback appreciated.

KJ