The cameras
fade in as Test is standing in a room. A man walks over to him.
Man: Come with me, sir. Test walks with this man. He leads him onto a stage. There are three people already up there. Two adults and one young kid. Just then the lights come on and a man walks out with a microphone. Announcer: Welcome everyone to this fine day. We are here with the three winning contestants of the contest. After we find out who the winner is they will receive 500 dollars in spending cash and spend the day with one of XWF's up and coming superstars, Test. The lights go over to Test and he waves. They then go back to the announcer. Announcer: So here is how we are going to get it down to two. Every one of these three men is going to flip a coin. The odd man out of the coin toss is out of this game. So if you are ready gentleman flip your coin. All three guys flip the coin. They are heard bouncing off the ground and then the judges go over to examine the coins. They find out that the kids coin is tails. One of the men is heads. They then look at the next one and it is tails. So him and the kid are going to the final round. Announcer: Thank you contestant #1 for trying. Better luck next year. Contestant #1: WHAT! This is horseshit. This thing is rigged. You are just trying to have the little kid win. I want my lawyer, I want a recount, damnit I said I want a recount. What are you dumb asses waiting for, I want a recount. RECOUNT! RECOUNT! RECOUNT! Test seems to be getting annoyed. He runs over to the guy and delivers a big boot to the guys face. The man goes down with a thud and isn't moving. Announcer: Well there is a lawsuit. But getting back to the contest. Now we are down to two contestants and if the loser of this is a sore loser well we already have one law suit against us what's another. So this is how we are going to do this. Both contestants look at each other and hold out your hand. Now play rock paper scissors. Test has a bewildered look on his face. He then walks to center stage ad grabs the microphone. Test: WOH! What the hell is this? You are deciding who I spend my precious time on using rock paper scissors. The announcer grabs the microphone. Announcer: Exactly. Now 1,2,3 Go. Both contestants put there hands down and the adult has rock and the kid has paper. Announcer: WE HAVE A WINNER! IT IS CONTESTANT #3. Now your grand prize is to spend the entire day with Test. Contestant #2: This is.... Contestant #2 looks over his shoulder and sees Test. He then shuts up and takes a step back out of the lights. Contestant #3: WOHO! I won, it's my birthday! Announcer: It is? Well happy birthday then. Contestant #3: No it really isn't my birthday. Announcer: Then why did you say it was? Contestant #3: It is slang... oh never mind. Announcer: Uh-huh. Well anyway have fun with Test today. The kid walks over to Test. Contestant #3: Let's go. I have a big day planned for us. Test looks at the kid weird. He then follows him and the cameras take a commercial break. The cameras come back on as Test and the kid are in the limo driving around. Test: So what is this big day you have planned for us? Contestant #3: Well first I want to go to my school and show up some of the kids at my school. Test: What school? Contestant #3: Moorhead Middle School. Test: Huh? Contestant #3: Moorhead Middle School, Test begins to laugh, as the kid sees nothing funny. Test gets done laughing. Test: What else? Contestant #3: I want to mini golfing. Test: That sounds fun... Test rolls his eyes. Test: Then what? Contestant: last but not least I want to bring you home to meet my family. Test: Today just going to be great. Test says that with extreme sarcasm. The limo then stops at the middle school and Test and the kid get out. Everyone stops and looks at him. They walk into the school and this guy comes from behind the kid and shoves him. Bully: You have my homework. Contestant #3: Yeah. Bully: And my lunch money? Contestant #3: Yeah. Test gets in the middle. Test: Wait you do his homework and you give him your lunch money. Contestant #3: Yeah. Test looks at the bully. Test: You feel special picking on someone smaller then you. Bully: Damn right I do. Test: Can't argue with that logic. I help you pants him and we split whatever he has. The kid looks horrified. Bully: Sure why not. Test turns and grabs the kid by the legs. They take off his pants and then get the money. They split it and then Test walks out of the school. Just then the kid runs out with just his underwear on. Test: You bastard. I didn't sign up for the contest to win this. Test turns and laughs. Just then the bully comes from behind and grabs him by the underwear. Bully: I got him. Test: OK. Test then walks and gets into the limo. The cameras fade as the bully is giving the kid an atomic weggie. The cameras come back on as Test is sitting in his limo all stretched out relaxing. Just then the cell phone rings. Test: Hello. Announcer: What the hell did you do? Test: Huh? Announcer: The winner of the contest called up and said you pantsed him and took his money. Test: No not me. That was the bully. Announcer: Bully? Oh yeah he said that you helped him. Test: Now why would I want to do that to one of my fans. You think I need the money? Announcer: I didn't say that but that is what he says. Test: He is just trying to get you on his side so he can sue me for my money. Announcer: I guess. Test: Exactly. Now I have to go. Announcer: Ok. Test hangs up the phone and then reaches into his pocket and pulls out the money from the kid. There is a five and two ones. He begins to laugh. Just then the window between him and the driver rolls down. Driver: Is everything ok? Test: What business is it of yours? Driver: Sorry sir. I am here to make sure your ride is comfortable. Test: Really. Driver: That is what you're paying me for. Test: But I'm not paying you. Just then the driver stomps on the breaks and Test flies forward in the limo. The driver gets out and opens up the door. He then grabs Test by the leg and drags him out of the limo. He gets back in the limo and drives away. Test coughs over the exhaust fumes. He then stands up. He walks over to the phone booth and puts in a couple of quarters he has. He dials a number of a taxicab organization. Person: Hello. Test: Yes I need a ride. Person: Where do you want us to pick you up? And when? Test: I am on the corner of 4th street and Grand Ave. And ASAP. Person: Ok. Test hangs up the phone and the cameras take another break. The cameras come back on as Test is leaning against the phone booth waiting for the cab. Just then it drives up. Test walks over to it and opens the door. He gets in and shuts the door. Cab Driver: Hello. Test: Hi. Cab Driver: Where to? Test: The hotel on Lexy Drive. Cab Driver: Can do. The cab driver puts his foot on the gas and they begin to move. Cab Driver: So what you do? Test: Oh no I played this game a few days ago. Cab Driver: Game? Test: Yeah there is a camera right there isn't there. Test points and the cab driver reaches up and there is nothing there. Test: Oh sorry yesterday I got taped. Cab Driver: Yeah there are some guys who need more money so they do that. Test: I am a wrestler in XWF. Cab Driver: Oh cool. Test: Yeah I like it. Cab Driver: I like that Chris Jericho. Test: Chris Jericho.... What a joke! Cab Driver: What is wrong with the Ayatola of Rock and Rolla? Test: It could help if he can wrestle. Cab Driver: Watch yourself before you end up with a walls of Jericho slapped on. Test: Oh scary and what I say would have Side Effects to right. What a chump. Jericho is nothing. Him and that chump Arcadia. Just a bunch of losers. Just you watch. This weekend at Carnage, Ill be walking out with the XWF World Tag Team championships. I dont give a rats ass about anything in this federation, just me getting the gold. Cab Driver: All right I know how much money it is going to cost to get to the hotel. So pay now. Test: I have seven dollars on me. Cab Driver: Well the toll is 15 so far. Test: So what are you going to do? Ha ha. Maybe ask me next week when Im sitting on top of the world. The cab driver has a smirk on his face. He then puts the cab in reverse and puts the petal to the metal and backs up with cars coming the other way. He then stomps on the brake and stops. Cab Driver: Give me the money and get out. Test hands him the money and gets out of the cab. The cab speeds away and Test stands there laughing. He then begins to walk as the cameras fade out. OOC: Hope more people rp. Well GL to everyone and feedback appreciated. KJ |