Test: So what is on the agenda for today?

Thin Man: Well we actually have quite a bit of work ahead of us tonight.

Test: Like what?

Thin Man: Well first you are going to a hospital to visit sick people.

Test: I swear to god if I have to wear that clown costume again I will pull over this car and let you walk home and you will be fired.

Thin Man: AH, Ah, ha-ha just kidding. You will never see that thing again. But you are just going to visit some sick people who like wrestling. Then after that we are headed to a fun raiser, and then we have to bring this car back to the dealership and take a taxi back to the hotel. Then the rest of the night you have off.

Test: Oh really thanks so much for telling me what to do.

Thin Man: No Problem.

Test has a smirk on his face as the thin man smiles. Test then slams on the breaks and the thin man smashes his head off the dashboard.

Test: BLACK CAT! Did you see that? He just came from nowhere....

Thin Man: Yeah sure.

Test then pulls into the hospital parking lot. He parks the car and then gets out. Test walks off first and the thin man gets into the trunk. Test sees him and turns back around.

Test: What are you doing?

The thin man shoves what he had back into the trunk.

Thin Man: Nothing just getting my stuff.

Test: Well let's go.

Test walks off and the thin man grabs what he had which was the clown costume again. He shoves it under the spare tire and then shuts the trunk. He then runs after Test and catches up. They walk into the hospital and everyone is there waiting for him. People are in wheelchairs, in their beds, and some are even are standing with a walker.

Test: *Whisper* What did you get me into.

Thin Man: Don't worry about it. These people came to see you.

Almost Dead Man: Who the hell is that?

Nurse: That is Test from XWF.

Almost Dead Man: Who the hell is Test?

Nurse: A wrestler, like you said you wanted to see.

Almost Dead Man: I said a wrestler. I've never seen him wrestle in XWF.

Thin Man: He just joined but he has a huge match coming up at Bloodloss.

Almost Dead Man: We have to get that show.

Test gets a smile on his face.

Almost Dead Man: I want to see Triple H get the world title.

Test smile goes away.

Test: You do realize I am giving up my precious time to come here and talk with you people.

Almost Dead Man: Your precious time? I am almost dead, my time is more precious then anything.

Test: Hey grandpa I am giving up my life to try and make you feel better.

Almost Dead Man: Make me feel better? Oh you just wait I am going to get out of this bed and give you a beating.

Nurse: Calm down. He is right he gave away his time.

Almost Dead Man: You shut-up. This youngin' is going to get a whoopin'.

The thin man grabs Test and they walk down the hall as the almost dead man tries to get up. They walk into a room where a little boy who head is totally shaved is sitting in bed. They walk over to the bed with the nurse sitting there.

Nurse: Billy, the superstar you asked for is here.

The kid looks at Test.

Kid: Glad you could make it. You look different in person.

Test: I get that a lot. So what is wrong with you?

Kid: I have cancer.

Test: I am sorry.

Kid: It is ok. It gets me out of school so it is ok.

Test and the thin man laugh.

Kid: So what actually made you decide and come here?

Test: I like helping out kids and sick people. And if coming here and showing you how a real athlete looks makes you feel better then I can do that.

Kid: You're schedule must be hard. I mean pretty close to everyday you are doing what you do best.

Test: Well I do what I can. I can make time to make little kids feel better well that just makes me feel better.

Kid: God, I would have never thought of the day that my idol would come and see me. It is an honor Johnny.

Test: Johnny?

Kid: Yeah, Johnny Damon.

Test: What? Who in the hell said I was Johnny Damon?

Kid: That is what the staff said. You're not Johnny Damon?

Test: Hell no. Why would I want to be his pansy ass? I am Test the best athlete to ever hit a wrestling ring.

Kid: Riiiiiiiiight.

Test: Hey you little sick freak. I am to good to be wasting my time on a punk kid who doesn't know what real talent is even if it came up and kicked him in the ass.

Nurse: Hey that is enough. I am going to have to ask you to leave. You are upsetting him.

Thin man grabs Test and they leave the room.

Test: I am done let's get out of here. Johnny Damon. Ha. You�re having a laugh. That guys almost as bad as Mercy. How many times does that sicko want to be buried inside of a casket. Well, first blood sounds like a good time to me. I�ll show you blood, alright.

Test and the thin man walk down the hall and see the Almost Dead Man still trying to get out of bed. Test laughs and walks out of hospital and the cameras take a commercial break.

The cameras come back on as Test and the thin men have just arrived to the fun raiser. They are walking around seeing who is there.

Test: So why am I here?

Thin Man: You are the big celebrity at this fun raiser. You are supposed to draw crowds.

Test: That I can handle. Getting crowds around me is one thing I can do and am good at.

Test then jumps up on a table and puts two fingers in his mouth and whistles. Everyone looks at him.

Test: Listen up everyone. We are here tonight to have some fun and raise some money for this great cause. I know everyone here can chip in some money for this cause. If we want this bad enough then we should all reach down in our wallets and throw some money at it. We need this money so I will be the first to throw some money at it.

Guy: That is right. This man is right. We should all throw some money at this problem.

Test: This man? I have a name and like none of you know.

Somone In Crowd: I don't.

Guy: Neither do I.

Test: How can you guys not know who your celebrity of this run raiser is?

Guy: The celebrity at this fun raiser is Arnold Schwerineger. This is his function to try and replenish the money he lost for paying for that big crane out of his own pocket.

Test looks at the thin man who is slowly walking away. Test goes over to him and grabs him.

Test: What the hell is this? First the clown costume, then putting me with people who think I am someone else, and then putting me at a fun raiser where I should be the center of attention and not telling me the cause which is a really stupid one.

Thin Man: It is helping your career.

Test: How do you figure?

Thin Man: It is getting your name out there. I am only looking out for you.

Test: Well you better look out for something else.

Thin Man: What's that?

Test: This!

Test takes two steps and lifts his leg and delivers a boot to the face of the thin man. Test then begins to walk away but then stops and turns around and walks back to the thin man.

Test: Oh and you're fired.

Test walks off and the cameras take a commercial break.

The cameras come back on as Test is driving in his car. Just then his cell phone rings. He grabs it and picks it up.

Test: Hello?

Thin Man: Can we talk?

Test: What the hell do you want?

Thin Man: I look out for what is best for you and this is how I am repaid.

Test: You made a fool of the greatest wrestler on the plant. What did you want a medal for it?

Thin Man: I was helping you with getting more publicity.

Test: I have to drop off this car and then I am going to the hotel. If you know what is good for your fired ass don't show up.

Test hangs up the phone and pulls into the dealership. He parks the car and walks inside. A woman is sitting in a chair reading Cosmo. Test walks to the counter and waits. She continues to read the magazine. Test clears his throat and she looks at him.

Assistant: Can I help you?

Test: Just here to return this car.

Assistant: Why? What did you do to it?

Test: Nothing, this is a rental place. That means I have to bring it back.

Assistant: OH!

The assistant points to her head and then to Test.

Assistant: So smart. Ok let us see here. DO you have your registration for the car?

Test: No because I didn't rent it. Someone else did and I am dropping it off.

Assistant: Is your name Test a XWF wrestler?

Test: Yes.

Assistant: Well that makes you responsible.

Test: What?

Assistant: Now let us see here. No registration papers that is a $250 fine. Do you have the keys?

Test: Yes I have the keys.

He takes them out of his pocket.

Assistant: No Cars-4-U key chain that is a $20 fine.

Test: You have to be kidding.

Assistant: Afraid not. And you rented this thing for 1 1/2 months that is a total of $1300.

Test: What!! I have only had this car three days.

Assistant: But when you called a month and a 1/2 ago you never said reserve it. You said you were renting. So it has been costing you money. So the total is $1,570.

Test: You have to be shitting me. Do you know who I am? Do you know how powerful I am? Are you sure you want to do this?

Assistant: Don't be threatening me. You owe that amount now cough it up.

Test reaches into his pocket and takes out a credit card. The person runs the card and charges it to his account.

Test: Can I use your phone?

Assistant: That is another $10.

Test: WHAT!

Assistant: Just kidding. Here you go.

She hands him the phone. He makes his call as the cameras take another commercial break.

The cameras fade back in as Test is outside waiting for a cab. Just then his cell phone rings again. He picks it up.

Test: Hello?

Thin Man: You are very rude. I call you and you just hang up on me.

Test: What do you want now?

Thin Man: Have fun paying almost 1600 dollars.

Test: Go to hell.

Thin Man: Hey ease up now. I could have dealt with all this but now I am fired because you can't see the bigger picture.

Test: The only picture there is is me getting a title shot and proving I am the best.

Thin Man: But in order to get your name out there I did what I had to.

Test: You made a fool out of me.

Thin Man: No I got you free publicity.

The cab pulls in.

Test: Well whatever. I am leaving bye.

Test hangs up the phone and gets into the cab. They pull out of the dealership and start driving.

Cab Driver: So how is your evening going?

Test: Just peachy.

Cab Driver: Yeah same here. I had some rotten bastards not pay me and get away with it. If I catch them I am going to kill them. Or maybe I might just go home and write a hate letter to them and not mail it.

Test: Yeah sure, why not.

Cab Driver: What is wrong my friend?

Test: I was made to look like a fool by this guy I know.

Cab Driver: Oh do tell.

Test: He says he was just trying to help but he was taking advantage of me.

Cab Driver: I have been there.

Test: I do the best I can and he always says more, more.

Cab Driver: That bastard.

Test: You damn right. And that is why I fired his ass.

Cab Driver: You go.

Test: I am to good for him.

Cab Driver: That's right. Men are just bastards some time.

Test: But now it is focusing on the guy I have to face. Mercy. First blood.

Cab Driver: That looks to be a challenge.

Test: I can handle it.

Cab Driver: You look like you can.

Test: Piece of cake.

Cab Driver: So when did you come out?

Test: Come out of what?

The taxicab pulls up to the hotel. The cab driver turns around and looks at Test.

Cab Driver: Come out of the closet silly.

Test: Closet? WOH WOH! I am not gay.

Cab Driver: Your not?

Test: Hell no. Wait a second. All these questions, and the conversation.

Test gets out of the cab and opens the front door. He then sits and rips down something in the ceiling of the cab.

Test: You were taping me.

Cab Driver: I tape everyone. I get paid mucho denero for doing it.

Test: You sick freak.

Test gets out of the cab with the video camera in his hand. He smashes it on the ground. He then walks into the hotel as the cameras fade out.