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The cameras come on as Test is standing with a tall thin man in a black suit. The tall thin man is on a cell phone talking as Test waits.

Thin Man: Uh huh, sure. He can do that. No problem. No Thank you.

The thin man hangs up the phone.

Thin Man: Great news Test, it seems that XWF was on a talent search and your name came up a few times. That was XWF's owner on the phone and we have just signed you a contract with them. ANd your first match in XWF is this sunday at Holy War. One on one against the Television champion, Michael ...

Test: You don't need to finish. It doesn't bother me who is in the match. Just throw one superstar out at a time until I am the last person standing. I can do that.

Thin Man: Glad you are so confident.

Test: I have been out of the game for far to long. And I have been in the gym training and waiting for my next oppertunity. Now I have it and I am going to grab it by the neck.

Thin Man: Hope your are right.

Test: Hope I am right? Do you not see what is infront of you? I am the most athletic, most charismatic, and the strongest superstar in the back.

Thin Man: There we go that is the attitude that we need.

Test: So what is on for today.

Thin Man: Well after today things should pick up. But for today we have a special treat. First off you are going to visit a school to talk to the kids, then it is on to an amusment park where you will be promoting coming back to wrestling. Then the rest of the day is yours.

Test: Well then let us go get this done now.

Test and the thin man walk out of the cameras view.

The cameras come back on as the car that Test and the Thin Man were driving in stopped at a school. Test looks at the sign and it says "Carthage Pre-School".

Test: Hey what the hell is this?

Thin Man: What do you mean?

Test: Why am I at a pre-school?

Thin Man: I told you things are going to be a little slow today. Tomorrow they will pick up alot.

Test: Fine let us go and get this over with.

Test begins to walk away.

Thin Man: Ah Test there is one more thing. I had to convince the school to let you come and talk to the kids. ANd they only have one thing you need to do.

Test: And what is that?

Thin Man: Come here.

Test walks over and looks in the back of the car.

Test: There is no way in hell.

Thin Man: You have to.

Test: Hell if, you wear it.

The thin man grabs down and pulls out a clown costume.

Thin Man: It will make the kids like you more.

Test: Why wouldn't they like me know? I am giving up my precious time and coming to their piss poor town when I could be up in Canada relaxing in my mansion.

Thin Man: You realize you live in a hotel.

Test: What are you talking about?

Thin Man: You live in a hotel.

Test: No just because there is about 60 floors and 1200 rooms doesn't make it a hotel.

Thin Man: Riiiiight, well put on the clown outfit.

Test gives him a dirty look but then reluctantly puts on the outfit. He has a yellow fro and has polka-dots on the shirt. He then puts on the size 20 shoes too. They then walk into the school where all the kids are. They are all excited and yelling. The teachers clam them down.

Principal: Everyone, we have a special guest with us. From XWF Test.

A student stands up.

Student #1: You don't look like a wrestler. You look like a clown.

The class laughs.

Test: I am dressed like this to try and appeal to your small little brain.

Student #2: You smell funny.

Thin Man: That would be throw up from the last time this outfit was used.

Test eyes almost bulge out of his head as he looks at the thin man who just shrugs.

Student #1: Can we leave now?

Test: No you can't leave. You all should be greatful that I gave up my time to come here in a clown suit and talk to you. So everyone shut-up and listen to me. I can come here dressed in a clown suit, smelling like pee and still be more successful then anyone here in this room. You think life is all fun out there. Ha! You need to have some skills besides sucking on your thumb and taking naps. Now if you really want to see something exciting watch Holy War on PPV this sunday and see me dominate the competition.

Student #3: My dad said not to talks to bum. So why are you forcing me to listen to him.

Test: Why you little...

Test runs over to the kid and grabs him and then the thin man pulls him off the kid. The cameras go to commercial as Test is being calmed down and then the kid runs over and kicks him in the shin.

The cameras come back on as they are in the car driving.

Test: What is next you said?

Thin Man: That would be the amusement park.

Test: Oh this should be fun.

Thin Man: You are just there to promote your up and coming career in XWF. Nothing more and nothing less.

Test: Fine.

They pull into the parking lot and get out of the car.

Thin Man: Ah, Test.

Test: What now!

Thin Man: You need to put back on the clown suit.

Test: WHAT! You have to be joking.

Thin Man: Afraid not.

Test: What are you trying to do, kill me with embarressment? Well it don't matter anyway because as soon as sunday comes and I win my debut match and get a title shot then this will all be an ancient memory.

Test puts on the outfit and then him and the thin man walk into the park. People begin to stare, point, laugh and make fun of Test.

Test: Damn dude all these people.

Thin Man: It is ok.

Test: They are just making fun of you for no reason.

Thin Man: Me? I am not the one in the stupid clown su...... I mean yeah they are laughing at me, those bastards. Ok first off it to wait by the batting cages and shake hands with people who come out.

Test: Fine. They walk over to the batting cages. They stand there and then this teenager gets done swinging the bat. He comes out.

Test: Hey there.

Teen: Get bent.

Test: Get bent? I will bend you in half you little creep.

Thin Man: Easy Test, we want people on your side.

Test: They already are on my side. Women want me and men want to be me.

Thin Man: Ok Austin Powers.

Just then a woman walks into the batting cage. Test looks her up and down.

Test: Hey there sugar momma.

She looks at him and the pitch goes right by her. She gives test a dirty look.

Test: How are you doing?

She looks again and the pitch goes right by her. She starts to get mad.

Test: Hello in there.

She doesn't look and swings at the pitch and misses. She then looks at Test and walks over to the fence where he is on the other side.

Female: Can I Help you?

Test: Just wanted to say hi.

Female: Hi. That it.

Test: Well if you're going to be all stuck up about it.

Female: What do you and your clown suit ass want?

Test: I was wondering if you wanted to go and get a bite to eat and then maybe.....

Just then another pitch is thrown and nails her in the back. She falls in pain and Test looks at the Thin man and then slowly and clam walks away with the thin man and the cameras take another break.

The cameras come back on as Test and the Thin Man are back in the car.

Test: That was a fun and interesting day.

Thin Man: Things should start to pick up after today. And I promise no more clown suits.

Test: Better not be or your ass is fired. And why am I paying you to be my assistant when you should be paying me for letting me let you hang with me.

Thin Man: I don't know. Just the way the world is. So where do you want to go.

Test: Any place with alcohol.

Thin Man: You're in luck. Look what we have here.

The thin man pulls into a bar parking. The bar is called "Broken Horse". They go in sit at the bar. They both order a drink and just then someone goes up on the stage and then begins to sing.

Guy: Everyone Cut Loose, Footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes, OU-E, Lewise

Test turns and looks at the guy.

Test: Shut up no one wants to hear you sing.

The bar goes quiet as the thin man looks around and then points out a sign to test which says "Monday-Sunday Open Mic Night". That guy gets off the stage and this big biker dude gets up there and presses a button.

Biker: Dashing though the snow, in a one horse open sleigh, over the hills we go laughing all the way, bells la la la la la bobtailed ring....

The biker keeps singing and Test gets up not being able to deal with it and goes out in the praking lot. The thin man comes after him.

Thin Man: What is the matter?

Test: Let us just go.

Just then the biker and his friends come outside where they are.

Biker: You have a problem with my singing?

Test: Actually yes I do. You SUCK!

Biker: Oh really?

Test: Yea.

The Biker's two friends pull out knives. Test sighs and walks over to them. He then runs and connects with a big boot to one of the friends and then elbows the big biker in the gut. He then jumps back when the other firend tries and stabs him. He then takes a two step run and connects with another big boot. The Biker is gasping for air cause he got the wind knocked out of him. He stands up and Test is there and connects with another big boot. Test stops takes a couple breaths and then walks over to the car.

Test: Let's go.

They get in the car and leave. The cameras fade out.

OOC: First RP in awhile. It was aight i thought for my first as Test and my first rp in well over 3 months. Well feedback appreciated on OOC. That it for me.