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My Favorite Word

• Purvis. It's a town in Mississippi but I loved it so much when I herd it I made it into a word. Only a select few actually knows what it means. (Don't try to look it up because it's not in the dictionary because it's not a word.)

Tara's back from the bahamas and has begun tararizing me once again. (or maybe the other way around) She had a great time. Some random Jamaican guy hit on her. I say she was asking for it, she says, "I was just sunbathing." YEAH RIGHT! UNLESS SHE FORGOT TO GET HER LEGS TANNED. Or maybe he just had a thing for big-butts.
She also went to Disney. Even Mickey commented on her butt(just kidding!)I think Donald did too, but they couldn't understand him. Peorto Rican were all over them. (they must have been fans!)They took like 3000000000 pictures of her! Had to be the butt.
Butt anyway she has decided to give the world one of her email adresses: bigbuttfanmail@yahoo.com [an error occurred while processing this directive]