(as Chocolate Bunny Man) 
"I never realized what a delicious creamy center I have!" 

Drew: I can't believe you couldn't get that his nipples were attached to your hand! 
"Maybe I just don't live in that world as much as you." 

Drew: Africa's a country, just by India-- 
"It's also a continent if you're a geographer." 

Drew: What holds you to the earth? 
"Well, my love for you, Drew." 

(Things you don't want to find in your parachute pack) 
"Miniature snickers?!" 

(during Millionaire) 
"Do you want to be a machonaire?" 

(after Mike's Neon Love Chicken crack) 
"Who ordered pumpkin?" 

(Greatist Hits) 
"We'll be back with our feature film, 'On Golden Blonde' right after this." 

(Into Questions) 
Drew: It's a great party game if there's no chicks or booze. 
"So it's like a party at your house?" 

"I never realized what a delicious creamy center I have!" 

Drew introduces Newsflash} 
Drew [stuttering]: Only we in the studio can see it, and, uh, Colin and Greg can see it-- 
Greg: And that's Ryan. 
Drew: Ryan? What did I say? 
Greg: Colin. 
Ryan: That's better than Lewis. He's been calling me that for years! 
Greg: Wait, let me get this straight. Are you Jim or Mariah?