"I'm wearing a thong, too, but two thongs don't make a right!" 

(As Captian Obvious, about Wayne, who was thinks-everybody-on-fire-man) 
"You know, he wasn't really on fire...." 

(During Newsflash, the image is Colin) 
"It all started with a badly timed bald joke...." 

(As Eugene on DCS) 
"I'm not afraid to shine!" 

(during Song Titles) 
"Do you wanna dance?" 
Ryan: Do you know the way to San Jose? 
"Route 66." 
Ryan: Ah, Oklahoma. 
"...theme from 'Titanic'...." 

(Scenes from a hat) 
Baby names that will one day get your child's ass kicked "Come here, Colin." [Wayne and Brad proceed to kick his ass] 

[From an episode of George and Martha] 
(Martha complains that she can't go to George's secret club) 
Valerie: She's got a point. 
"Hope she doesn't poke anyone with it!" 

{Colin's Village People Hoedown} 
About the Village People, I have a lot of facts. 
Did you know they made a movie? Yes, they "acts". 
It really is quite wonderful, I can't believe my eyes, 
If you laid them end to end... I wouldn't be surprised.... 


{Film Noir} 
Colin: Last time I saw him, he tried to murder me. But when you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling them up in a carpet and burning it, you better make sure they're dead.