For centuries now, men have pondered the existence of creatures such as Space Aliens, the Lochness Monster, David Kovin, and the Legendary Bigfoot. Well, scientists not only believe to have in captivity a bigfoot, sasquatch, yeti, but the missing link between man and ape. His name: Mike Gerber. 
Now,you may be wondering why Mike Gerber is believed to be the legendary creature Sasquatch. Scientists have come to this startling conclusion for three reasons. 1. Bigfoots are big. Mike Gerber is big. 2. Bigfoots are hairy. Mike Gerber is hairy. 3. Bigfoots smell. Mike Gerber smells. Follow us on this incredible journey to discover the depths and mystery of good and evil, hot and cold, man and ape.
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