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Milo Lebowitz - Orange Tabby! |
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Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a cat of wealth and taste. Well, to be honest, I'm not wealthy, but my taste is impeccable, or so I've been told. My name is Milo Lebowitz. I am a handsome orange tabby cat of considerable charm and charisma. I am also a very modest cat. Modesty is probably one of my finest traits, as I am sure you will agree. I am so suave and urbane, that I like to consider myself "the George Saunders of the cat world". Now George married two of the Gabor sisters - quite a coup, don't you think? I am a bachelor cat, and likely to remain so. I had a brief affair with a lovely tiger-striped tabbie named Alison. However, that sweet interlude was nipped in the bud when I was taken to the vet for what I euphemistically refer to as "that unfortunate operation". While it is nice to look back on those passionate days, I am perfectly content as a solitary gentleman cat. Since I live with four females, Alison, Ditzy, Otie, and my human, Ruth, I am very much the "man of the house", a responsiblity that I take very seriously indeed! I do all the manly things - watch for predators from my post at the windowsill, catch vermin and present them as gifts to the females, and sundry manly tasks. I am excellent at sitting in the sun and taking catnaps - but very manly ones, I assure you! There are times when the company of all of these women palls, and so I retreat to my lair under Ruth's bed. I refer to my lair as my "sanctum sanctorum". It is peaceful and private there, as befits a gentleman cat of my station. I enjoy partaking a snifter of catnip brandy and savoring fine catnip cigars which I keep in my own humidor at Dunhills. Ah, life is good. There are far worse things than being a bachelor cat residing at Chez Lebowitz, if you ask me...
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