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FanFic
The Richard Dawson Experience
Last UpDated: 01 April 2001.
Copyright © 2000-2001. Lisa Inc., All Rights Reserved.
{{Takes place during the mid 60's. RATED: PG-13}}
Richard loved walking into the cafe with Mia close by his side. He liked showing her off. She was slightly taller than him, but his shoes made up for the lack in his height. Mia wore a sweater and a skirt with her hair tied back. Richard wore a suit, and tie that always managed to find it's way into his pocket once the dancing started.
Around nine o'clock they'd arrive at the cafe. They'd say hello to their friends and order a drink, all the while Richard would have his arm around Mia's waste as if to make sure she didn't wander away from him. Mia didn't mind. She knew he was proud to be seen with her, and she was more than happy to stick by his side the whole time.
After having a drink, Richard would ask Mia to dance, and she'd always accept. They'd spend the rest of the night dancing. Most were fast songs, but some were slow, romantic ones that let the couples relax a little and just hold each other close.
When it got late into the night, everyone started to get a little bored with dancing, and they'd leave the cafe and drive up to the secluded dirt lot that overlooked the city. Richard and Mia always went, but Richard's car was so small, there wasn't much they could do besides kiss, or you'd end up with a cramp when you least expected it. So, they just listened to the radio, kissed, held each other and talked for a couple hours, and then went home.
Next week came and Richard arrived home from work early. Mia was already home for the day and she was surprised to see Richard come through the door.
"Oh! You're home early today!" she said gleefully.
Richard motioned for her to come to him, "Com'ere, I wanna show you something. I got off work early to pick something up."
Mia let him lead her outside and around to the garage where she caught sight of a fabulous black 1963 S-type Jaguar.
"Wow!" she gasped as she stared at it in amazement. She'd always been very fond of Jaguars and had never had the opportunity to see a beautiful one, such as this, up close before. "It's wonderful! Where did you get it??"
"I bought it at the dealership around the corner from work. I thought you'd like it. It's got tons of room too." He stood watching Mia through his sunglasses. Watching her look the car over as if it were made of gold. He knew how she loved Jaguars and he was happy to see her so pleased by it. It was almost as if she was turned on by it, he thought.
Mia was so ecstatic that this was actually gonna be the car she'd be riding around in from now on. It was a pure classic. She thought it was the perfect car for Richard too.
"Go ahead and get a closer look" he told her as he lit up a cigarette and continued to watch her eye the car up and down, back and forth.
Mia walked slowly towards the car, looking at every little detail. Loving the appearance even more with each step she took. She approached the driver's side and ran her hands along the door. She moved towards the front of the car and slid her hand down the hood, walking along the front and stopping, "It's got a hood ornament, too!"
She'd always been fond of the cars that had the Jaguar leaping off the hood. The other models were nice too, but the Jaguar on the hood somehow made it more appealing. Mia worked her way back up the side and leaned her back against the driver's side door. "I can't believe it's all yours" she said, smiling at Richard.
"Ours" he said as he put out his cigarette and made his way towards her. The twinkle in her eye was more of a thank you than the words she spoke. He put his hands on her side and she put her arms around his neck. He whispered in her ear, "Tonight, after the cafe, I'm gonna make love to you in this car" and then he kissed her passionately.
Mia could only let out a small moan of anticipation as they kissed, and she hoped their time at the cafe would be short.
She wanted to get in and get a feel for the new car, but Richard told her she'd have to wait a few more hours, 'til they were ready to go. Mia obeyed his wishes, and they went inside to have dinner.
Time passed slowly and it seemed like an eternity before they were getting ready to leave for the cafe. Mia decided to wear a tight pink top and a matching flowy dress that came down just below her knees. Richard had on a black suit with a white shirt and a black tie. They got into the Jaguar and proceeded to drive to the cafe. Mia was scoping out the car from the inside and wasn't paying much attention to Richard, but he didn't mind. There'd be time for that later.
As they pulled into the parking lot, everyone gathered around to see the new car. It was by far the best looking in the lot. Richard and Mia were both proud and didn't mind showing it a little. They stayed in the parking lot chatting with some friends for a while, both of them sitting on the front of the car with their feet on the bumper. Mia was overcome by the whole thing. She usually didn't display too much affection in public, but she couldn't help it. Sitting on this car, with her loving boyfriend, she couldn't resist having her hand rubbing the inside of Richard's thigh.
Nobody seemed to notice. If they did, they didn't care. Richard noticed though, and though he didn't say anything, Mia knew he was enjoying it. After some time, their friends were talking about something that didn't pertain to Richard and Mia, so the two of them started kissing and their hands were beginning to wander. Their friends caught on and decided to go inside so as not to intrude. Ten minutes later, Richard and Mia realized what had happened. They laughed and Richard suggested they skip the cafe and just take a drive. Mia agreed anxiously.
They got off the hood and Richard opened his door, letting Mia climb into the car on his side. She sat in the middle so she could be near him. It was a big car, so she couldn't reach him from her side. And right now, she had to reach him.
It didn't take long to get to the dirt lot overlooking the city. They were the only ones there since it was still early and everyone was still back at the cafe for another several hours.
The radio was playing low, and the stars were completely visible on the clear night.
No sooner than Richard put on the parking brake, Mia was already tugging on the button of his pants. She had been ready to go for hours and it seemed to be taking forever. She couldn't wait any more. And Richard had no intentions of making her wait. He took off his jacket and tie and threw them in the back-seat. While Mia was trying to undo his pants, he was trying to undo the few buttons on the front of her shirt. Needing to do something, anything, while they struggled in a frenzy, they began kissing.
Richard got all the buttons undone on Mia's shirt and he lifted the shirt off over her head as she got her hand into his pants and felt how hard he was. The pressure from her hand made him let out a small sigh and he started running his hands through her hair and over her breasts. The kisses got more intense and Richard managed to ask, "Front or back?"
"Huh?" was the only thing Mia could respond with, having no idea what he was asking.
Richard leaned back from her so he could look into her eyes and make communication, "Do you wanna stay in the front or get in the back seat?"
"Oh! I don't care....anywhere." She just wanted him inside her, and fast.
"I think the back seat has more room than up here. Climb over the seat" he told her. Mia turned around and crawled over the back seat, losing her skirt in the process as she slid down the seat. "Well that worked nicely" Richard laughed. He climbed into the back and they resumed kissing. After a moment or two, they'd adjusted so that he was on top of Mia. She begged for him to enter her, and he wasted no time in doing so. No one was around as the car windows fogged up and several shrieks of pleasure echoed from inside the car.
The moonlight was enough to light the inside of the car, and Mia enjoyed seeing Richard's sexy chest hovering over her body as he made love to her. They had managed to get all of their clothes off, and the feel of the fabric on the seats felt nice. It seemed like they'd spent hours making love, and by the time they were finished, it was time for the other cars to start arriving. Before they did, Richard and Mia sat up and gathered their clothes.
Mia was fully dressed within minutes, but her shirt was still unbuttoned, giving Richard a nice view. They sat in the back resting as they waited for the windows to clear up. Richard had yet to button his pants or his shirt and Mia couldn't help but run her hand all over his chest and stomach. She planted kisses all over the front of him.
Richard felt himself getting aroused again and he let his hand make its way to Mia's skirt. He slid it up her legs and slipped his hand under it and up her inner thigh. He went a little further and soon Mia was grabbing at his hand through her skirt. She said his name breathlessly several times as he continued what he was doing.
Afterwards, Mia felt the urge to repay him for the favour and she slithered down the seat and made her way into his pants. While she was pleasuring him, her hand teased his nipples and playfully clawed at his chest. She loved how his hands felt in her hair and how he moved under her.
Headlights shined into the car windows. Perfect timing. Mia had just finished and you couldn't see anything through the foggy windows anyway. But it was pretty obvious what was going on. Everyone went there for the same reason, but Richard and Mia didn't want everyone thinking they'd been there all those hours after they'd left the cafe awhile ago.
"Maybe we'd better go. I think there's a 3 hour parking limit" he joked as he buttoned his shirt and pants. "Climb back up front, and try not to lose your skirt this time."
Mia laughed as she made her way over the seat with the help of Richard's hand pressing her rear end, unnecessary as it was.
Richard soon followed and they got situated. He started the car and they began the short drive back home.
They drove passed the cafe and several of the cars were just pulling out. They knew where Richard and Mia were coming from and they all beeped and flashed their lights. Richard and Mia couldn't help but laugh.
"You think they'll forget by next Friday?" Mia asked, knowing they wouldn't and that they'd joke about it for ages.
"No. But we can always skip the cafe and just go to the lot before they find us. Then we won't have to face them" Richard mused.
"You mean no more dancing? Just straight to the lot? Sounds like a plan to me! Hey, we'd just be going to the lot now if we hadn't skipped the cafe. We've still got a couple hours before we usually head for home." Mia snuggled against Richard and gave him a sly smile. "Whatcha wanna do?"
"Well, I figure there can't be just *one* lot in this whole city." He put his arm around Mia and they drove off searching for another lot. Not that they needed one, but it's always nice to have a spare.