Al: What about the Quantum Rules? You have to at least pretend that you are who you leap into.

Sam: That's if I'm a human. I'm not a human, I'm a chimp! We don't have rules for chimps, do we?

Al: You can't get off on a technicality.

Sam: This is not funny!

Al: Have you looked in the mirror lately? Look. I dare you. If you don't think that's funny....

Sam: Ha ha, Al....

-- Al and Sam, {The Wrong Stuff}