Michael5903: Kristinia had a royal flush , but abigail
delt bad so she had to give it up
Theaterfreak13: haha! i would have loved to see that
Michael5903: lol
Theaterfreak13: are you talking to amanda?
Michael5903: yes
Theaterfreak13: just wondering
Theaterfreak13: b/c she's on
Michael5903: she said hi
Theaterfreak13: tell her hi back
Michael5903: did joseph ask you out?
Michael5903: crap, i probably shouldn't have said that
Theaterfreak13: well he sent me a note that said "i
really like you and i need to know how you feel." if
you count that as being asked out, then yeah, i guess so
Theaterfreak13: oh, i don't care
Michael5903: LMAO
Theaterfreak13: yeah, i was thinking the same thing
Theaterfreak13: or doing, i should say
Michael5903: wow, u know what that means?
Theaterfreak13: what?
Michael5903: lmao
Theaterfreak13: yeah!
Michael5903: SWEET
Theaterfreak13: i was trying so hard to keep a
straight face
Michael5903: wait
Theaterfreak13: wait....so is it as funny "as a demon
on crack"?
Theaterfreak13: lol
Michael5903: i'm letting that little mental picture in
my head devolop
Theaterfreak13: oh god i'm scared to ask what about
Theaterfreak13: but i am anyway
Michael5903: u trying to keep a straight face
Theaterfreak13: oh yes, it was quite humorous, UNLESS
YOU WERE ME!
Theaterfreak13: then you would be freaking out
Michael5903: freaking out
Theaterfreak13: did you know about this beforehand?
because if you did, i'll kill you
Michael5903: i would have jumped out the window
Michael5903: i didn't
Theaterfreak13: yeah, i was pretty close to doing that
Michael5903: i had no clue
Michael5903: amanda told me
Theaterfreak13: oh my lord! what am i going to
do?!?!?!?
Theaterfreak13: b/c i don't want to hurt his feelings,
but um....school is almost out and everything
Michael5903: u are gonna stick around some1 for the
rest of school
Michael5903: that way he can't get you alone to ask
Theaterfreak13: oh riiiiiiiight! good idea
Michael5903: that's what i would do if i had some1
stalking me
Theaterfreak13: i would hardly call him a stalker but
it is a bit scary
Theaterfreak13: try to keep him away from me
Michael5903: well i mean that figurativly
Michael5903: he isn't stalking you but
Michael5903: he is trying to ask you out
Theaterfreak13: do you know that for a fact???
Michael5903: well it sounds like it
Theaterfreak13: i mean, did he tell you?
Theaterfreak13: oh okay
Michael5903: i'll try and help lol
Theaterfreak13: okay! lol. wait, amanda just IMed me
and said that you knew he liked me!!!!!!!!
Michael5903: of course i knew that
Michael5903: i didn't think he would ever tell
Theaterfreak13: that figures
Theaterfreak13: how long has it been?
Michael5903: for a long time
Theaterfreak13: ..........really?
Theaterfreak13: i'm about to stab myself with a dull
fork
Michael5903: since ive been here [four years] if not longer
Theaterfreak13: OH GOD..........
Theaterfreak13: that's not cool
Michael5903: that wouldn't be good..........
Theaterfreak13: do you have any dull forks lying
around???
Michael5903: i have a knife in the kitchen
Michael5903: a big one...........
Michael5903: but all my forks are pointy
Theaterfreak13: ooh, tempting. virtually send it through email or something so i can KILL MYSELF before monday
Michael5903: *thinks really hard about all the laws
of physics, yet see's no way to do that*
Theaterfreak13: is his email ********@yahoo.com?
Michael5903: yes it is
Theaterfreak13: lol, well maybe you can squeeze the knife through the telephone line or something
Michael5903: call dan marino
Michael5903: mayb he can throw it to you
Theaterfreak13: thanks for the tip, lol
Michael5903: well if i had a car i could bring it to
you
Michael5903: but since the only thing we have right
now at my home
Michael5903: is a chrysler convertable
Michael5903: i think i will just give it to you monday
Theaterfreak13: SWEET, just make sure to be there
before he arrives so i can be dead by the time he
smells the corpse
Theaterfreak13: lmao
Michael5903: LOL
Theaterfreak13: oh wait, that sounded like abigail, lol [our neighborhood suicidal]
Michael5903: such wonderful thinking
Theaterfreak13: i know
Michael5903: poetic in a way
Theaterfreak13: oh, riiiiiiiight.........
Michael5903: wait are maybe i've had to much of
something to tell the difference
Theaterfreak13: my suicidal poetry will make me
millions someday...... *sighs wistfully*
Theaterfreak13: yeah maybe so lol
Michael5903: long after your dead probably
Theaterfreak13: yeah, just my luck
Michael5903: your infecting me with this suicidle stuff
Michael5903: i didn't spell that right....
Theaterfreak13: COOL
Theaterfreak13: lol
Theaterfreak13: s-u-i-c-i-d-a-l
Michael5903: i will spread it like a blight apon the
land
Theaterfreak13: that's wonderful *looks up blight in
the dictionary and still can't figure out what it
means*
Theaterfreak13: oh throw me a frickin' bone here
Theaterfreak13: lol
Michael5903: kinda like a plague
Theaterfreak13: a very evil plague
Michael5903: yes
Theaterfreak13: well, i'm just glad that joseph won't
be at the sport's banquet tonight
Michael5903: evil is good
Theaterfreak13: yes
Michael5903: LOL
Michael5903: i just found a knife at my computer desk
Theaterfreak13: AWESOME!!!!
Michael5903: i was using it to cut some cheese with
yesterday
Theaterfreak13: virtually send it to me! i can
download it and virtually stab myself!
Michael5903: maybe i should clean it first.....
Theaterfreak13: oh that's wonderful
Theaterfreak13: yeah, you do that
Michael5903: it's easily concealed
Theaterfreak13: you think like a criminal, has anyone
ever told you that?
Theaterfreak13: it's a bit freaky in the ever so tiniest way
Theaterfreak13: lol
Michael5903: i can think in many ways such is the
thinking of smart people
Theaterfreak13: apparently so.....if only mr. noland
knew that
Theaterfreak13: lol
Theaterfreak13: jeez, you have better vocabulary than
i do
Theaterfreak13: ALBEIT??? OKAY WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS
THAT?!?!?!? lol [he had used to the word "albeit" in class that day and got kudos from the english teacher, mr. noland]
Michael5903: i made 99.7 on my vocabulary in the SAT's
Theaterfreak13: i made like 95 point something
Michael5903: lol
Michael5903: i sent you that knife
Theaterfreak13: oh cool!!!!
Theaterfreak13: let me go get it
[wait a minute while i check my email...]
Theaterfreak13: okay that's funny
Theaterfreak13: lol
Theaterfreak13: do you know if joseph has instant
messenger?
Michael5903: he doesn't
Theaterfreak13: good, lol
Theaterfreak13: i was just making sure
Michael5903: well you could block it
Michael5903: and if he ask you could say it was an
accident
Theaterfreak13: well, i'm stupid, i don't think about
things like that (although it is brilliant)
Michael5903: like i said this morning (if you were
paying attention ) think on multiple levels
Michael5903: like if the knife doesn't work, a letter opener will work just as well
Michael5903: LOL
Theaterfreak13: that's genius!
Theaterfreak13: lmao
Michael5903: this is a twisted conversation.....
Michael5903: i like it
Theaterfreak13: oh yes, it is....i like it too!!!
Theaterfreak13: you're one of the few people who
actually talks
Michael5903: i like to talk it keeps me from thinking
to deeply
Theaterfreak13: riiiiiiiiiiiight.........
Michael5903: of things that no one will ever think
about
Theaterfreak13: like what
Michael5903: but the most complex among us lol
Michael5903: well one of my thought tracks ended at
the conclusion
Michael5903: that anything no matter how big or small
can effect the outcome
Michael5903: of a life or lives
Theaterfreak13: that sounds like something that oprah
would say
Michael5903: i've never seen oprah lol
Michael5903: that was one of many
Theaterfreak13: lol, but you do have the same process
of me and abigail
Theaterfreak13: what were some others
Theaterfreak13: (this is getting interesting)
Michael5903: if i could only remember
Michael5903: i think like that when i get pissed and
think stupid hypothetical things
Theaterfreak13: sounds nice......
Theaterfreak13: but thought-provoking
Theaterfreak13: lol
Michael5903: but in my immense anger at the world
around me i seem to forget most of what i think after
Michael5903: a lot of provoking for the forsaken
thoughts to go away and enjoy a normal life without
complication
Michael5903: .......
Michael5903: but it doesn't happen
Michael5903: lol
Theaterfreak13: hmmm...........
Theaterfreak13: you're pissed right now, huh
Theaterfreak13: i know i'm right
Theaterfreak13: lol
Michael5903: i'm pissed that i only have one shirt
clean , and it's making me itch like a have lice!!!!!!
Michael5903: grrrrrrr
Theaterfreak13: lol!!! that's hilarious
Theaterfreak13: itchy, but funny
Michael5903: another of my thought procces that amuses
me but is not complicated is why cannot people see the consequence of their actions
Theaterfreak13: that's deep....... =)
Michael5903: it gets on my nerves, for example, in this forsaken middle eastern war when peace is finally about to occur some dumb son has to go kill the ones sueing for peace
Michael5903: or more local, in PE no one realizes that if you talk you'll get us all in trouble
Theaterfreak13: I KNOW, I THINK THE EXACT SAME THING!!!
Theaterfreak13: AND IT MAKES ME MAD!!!!!
Michael5903: and that if you can keep shutup for
thirty seconds we can avoid being yelled at
Michael5903: all that stuff
Theaterfreak13: yep, and keep coach from blowing a
gasket
Michael5903: i can compare him to mnt. saint helens
some days
Michael5903: and still be accurate within a reasonable
degree
Theaterfreak13: yeah, it could be done....he can be
really scary when he wants to be
Theaterfreak13: thank god it was our last day in P.E. today
Michael5903: only thing that scares me is that he can
fail me in P.E.
Theaterfreak13: oh yeah........i forget about that
sometimes
Theaterfreak13: that's a really disturbing thought
Michael5903: yeah when we were playing poker paige wouldn't shutup
Theaterfreak13: i can imagine
Michael5903: so i go ahead and open my mouth
Theaterfreak13: (oh no)
Michael5903: and say, "Paige! no one cares, so
shutup!"
Theaterfreak13: OH NO!
Michael5903: with emphasis, but not that loudly
Theaterfreak13: did he hear?
Michael5903: i think he might have heard
Theaterfreak13: well if he didn't say anything, i
doubt he heard
Michael5903: abigail said shutup a few times
Michael5903: and so did josh
Theaterfreak13: haha, i would laugh if abigail failed
P.E.
Theaterfreak13: or if josh did
Michael5903: i would laugh so hard i would cry
Theaterfreak13: me too!
Theaterfreak13: (or daniel)
Theaterfreak13: (that would be hilarious)
Michael5903: LMAO , if daniel failed .....
Michael5903: i don't even know how i would react
Michael5903: the only thing i know is i would fail
becaus of that reaction!
Theaterfreak13: i would pee all over myself from the
stress put on my bladder
Theaterfreak13: LOL!
Michael5903: you know how coach doesn't like us
laughing at each other lol
Theaterfreak13: oh yes, definitely
Michael5903: so we would both get bad marks probably
Michael5903: lol
Theaterfreak13: but i think in that case, we would all
fail
Michael5903: but i wouldn't care!!!!
Michael5903: i couldn't hold it in
Theaterfreak13: me neither, and besides, gifted and talented schools don't care if you failed P.E.
Michael5903: no matter how hard i tried
Theaterfreak13: me neither!!!! lol
Theaterfreak13: oh CRAP
Theaterfreak13: i have to go
Michael5903: ok bye
Theaterfreak13: bye!
Michael5903: i will take over the school monday if i have the time
Theaterfreak13: that's wonderful! i'll look forward to
it
