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~*~Various Richard Dawson Sounds~*~

~*~Various Richard Dawson Sounds~*~

~*~Show me....SOUNDS!~*~
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Last Updated on: 08 October 2001.

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~*~Various Richard Dawson Sounds~*~

Well, I could give y'a fierce punch on the nose! (Celebrity Dating Game)
....As long as you love your mum.... (Celebrity Dating Game)
Uh, well, walking off o' buildings. (A sign you're in love by RD on Celebrity Dating Game)
(Comparison of Shaggy & current Richard)
Aw, I'm so proud. (Narrating America's Funniest Gameshow Moments, English voice)
I'm Richard Dawson! (Funniest Gameshow Moments)
I know. I was there. (Funniest Gameshow Moments)
Bounce around. (Funniest Gameshow Moments)
And I mean that dirty laundry part literally. (Funniest Gameshow Moments)
Sounds like fun to me! (Funniest Gameshow Moments)
Tight bathing suits. (Funniest Gameshow Moments)
Cos he's already wearing her underwear. (Funniest Gameshow Moments)
Get the hell outta here! (The Devil's Brigade)
I won't tell you again, mate! (The Devil's Brigade)
Is that a fact?! Well, just you try it, mate! (The Devil's Brigade)
(Richard's character leads his friends in singing Yankee Doodle.) (The Devil's Brigade)
Have you never heard a man say goodbye? (The Devil's Brigade)
I'm Richard Dawson....May God bless the little children in the world. (Hosting Thanksgiving Feud Marathon)
Your family is your most precious asset.... (Hosting Thanksgiving Fued Marathon)
We'll see you here on the Feud. (Hosting Thanksgiving Feud Marathon)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 1)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 2)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 3)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 4)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 5)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 6)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 7)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 8)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 9)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 10)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 11)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 12)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 13)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 14)
(Impression from The Diana Dors Show in a song 15)
You know what I'd like? I'd like to see Diana out here, huh? How 'bout you? Come on. (The Diana Dors Show)
(Dickie asking the audience for help with ad-libbing the script from The Diana Dors Show.)
(Dickie trying propose to Diana on a park bench while her friend keeps talking from The Diana Dors Show.)
Alright soldier, salute me.... (King Rat)
Hello! I'm Weaver, paratroop corp. (King Rat)
Could you show me, or tell me, who's in command here? (King Rat)
You are British, aren't you? (King Rat)
You are, you are British, aren't you? (King Rat)
....passing bricks back there myself.... (King Rat)
Well, the war is over you see.... (King Rat)
I began to wonder if there was somethin' wrong with me. (King Rat)
Are you uh, you're not British, are you? (King Rat)
(King Rat medley)
I want to consider me your humble servant. (Dick Van Dyke)
Thank you. Secondly. (Tracy's bird caller alters his speech on Dick Van Dyke)
(Tracy talking with bird call thing in mouth on Dick Van Dyke)
....sort of a reward for bein' a good boy.... (Dick Van Dyke)
Well, I never thought you were that sorta bloke. (Dick Van Dyke)
....I looked like a bloody fountain! (Dick Van Dyke)
(Tracy laughing on Dick Van Dyke)
In a secret room? (Munster, Go Home)
....Nothing matters now!(Zero Hour: Face Of The Foe)
I'm sorry darlin', what was that? (Celebrity Dating Game)
'Ello darlin'! (Celebrity Dating Game)
....Yes, I'm *sure* I'd like to be James Mason! (Celebrity Dating Game)
Well, the big boy in me tells me not to answer that or we'll be off the air. (Celebrity Dating Game)
I don't know if I am, darlin'. But, you know. (Celebrity Dating Game)
Can we talk in your little room? (Outer Limits: Invisibles)
Oh, nevermind, we can talk here. (Outer Limits: Invisibles)
Now can we go in? (Outer Limits: Invisibles)
I play fine piano and I know all the sad songs. (Outer Limits: Invisibles)
If you don't give me a kiss.... (Dick Van Dyke)
Hi. This is Richard. (Tattletales)
(Clip of Richard doing his bird call routine on Laugh-In)
(Richard tells a joke on Laugh-In)
Ta-da! (Laugh-In)
(Richard does a weird English voice and can't remember a name on Laugh-In)
(Richard directs his model while taking photos in How To Pick Up Girls)
(Richard directs, and flirts with, his model while taking photos in How To Pick Up Girls)
(Richard explains things to his new assistant in How To Pick Up Girls)
(Richard insults his assistant and gives him a job to do in How To Pick Up Girls)
I just don't care. (How To Pick Up Girls)
Bye, bye!(How To Pick Up Girls)
Hello, Chandler! (How To Pick Up Girls)
No, no! Much bigger than that! Now c'mon, try it! (How To Pick Up Girls)
Good-bye, Chandler! (How To Pick Up Girls)
That's the next thing I wanna hear you say! (How To Pick Up Girls)

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