Please note that this page is just a joke...Primus is the greatest band out there, and I mean no offense to them or their fans...also, fans of P.O.D. should take no offense by the events following, it's only a joke...lighten up, damn you!

While waiting around before a show on the Primus/P.O.D. Antipop Tour, Les Claypool and the guys get a craving for some balls, after already consuming those of P.O.D. front man, Sonny...

Later that night, at the concert, Sonny tries to warn the crowd of Primus' ball addiction, but, to no avail...the excited fans take no heed to his warning, and, despite all danger, stick around for the rest of the show.....

During Primus' set, Les gets that uncontrollable, cannibalistic urge to consume human testicles...He sites his prey, and decides the time to strike is now......

This is a picture taken just before this young man's testicles were stolen from his scrotum and consumed by the members of Primus, as he was made to stand by and watch, able to do nothing......

R.I.P.
The testicles of Anthony Frank Solesky
May 2nd, 1986 - February 15th, 2000
Consumed by Les Claypool and Larry Lalonde

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