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Join MFC! To join MFC send an E-mail to dogbertjg@usa.net including your name, address, phone number, fax number, work phone number, social security number, credit card numbers, license plate number, library card number, and a three page thesis on why you should be a member. What you get:
*Surgeon General's Warning: may cause dry mouth, dizziness, diarrhea, heart disease, liver disease, diabetes, loss of bone density, loss of gray matter, lung cancer, mad cow disease, inflammation of the earlobes, lombotis, muscle spasms, muscle aches, hair loss, extra appendages, arthritis, genetic disorders, mental disorders, nearsightedness, death, and other severe illnesses. Results were much like that of a placebo. E-mail dogbertjg@usa.net for a complete listing of side-effects. |