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Join MFC!

To join MFC send an E-mail to dogbertjg@usa.net including your name, address, phone number, fax number, work phone number, social security number, credit card numbers, license plate number, library card number, and a three page thesis on why you should be a member.

What you get:
Your own Mista Cotta Fan Club T-shirt!
An official MFC membership card which you can display at any Goodwill to receive 1% off!
Mista Cotta's new workout video: Tae-Bo Hula!
A 24-pack of Mista Cotta Cola!*
and much, much more!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Surgeon General's Warning: may cause dry mouth, dizziness, diarrhea, heart disease, liver disease, diabetes, loss of bone density, loss of gray matter, lung cancer, mad cow disease, inflammation  of the earlobes, lombotis, muscle spasms, muscle aches, hair loss, extra appendages, arthritis, genetic disorders, mental disorders, nearsightedness, death, and other severe illnesses. Results were much like that of a placebo. E-mail dogbertjg@usa.net for a complete listing of side-effects.