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"GOT YOU FEELING DOWN, DOWN DOWN"

TO WHOEVER IS WRITING THE VULGAR GUESTBOOK SIGNINGS: I do not care if you trash "Weird Al" in the guestbook, because you are using your right of Freedom Of Speech as the 1st Ammendment allows you to. But you cannot use profanity, vulgarity, or any word/phrase that is offensive. I would appreciate if you stop using such fowel language. Thank you. "Be proud to be out of your mind and out of control" -Eminem

-"The Weirdness"

SONG OF THE MONTH

Dare To Be Stupid

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the bedbugs bite You better put all your eggs in one basket You better count your chickens before they hatch You better sell some wine before it's/its time You better find yourself an itch to scratch You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Whipple's not around Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan Talk with your mouth full Bite the hand that feeds you Bite on more than you chew What can you do Dare to be stupid Take some wooden nickles Look for Mr. Goodbar Get your mojo working now I'll show you how You can dare to be stupid You can turn the other cheek You can just give up the ship You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip Dare to be stupid Come on and dare to be stupid It's so easy to do Dare to be stupid We're all waiting for you Let's go It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill So can I have a volunteer There's no more time for crying over spilled milk Now it's time for crying in your beer Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away It's OK, you can dare to be stupid It's like spitting on a fish It's like barking up a tree It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free Dare to be stupid (yes) Why don't you dare to be stupid It's so easy to do Dare to be stupid We're all waiting for you Dare to be stupid Burn your candle at both ends Look a gift horse in the mouth Mashed potatoes can be your friends You can be a coffee achiever You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver The future's up to you So what you gonna do Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid What did I say Dare to be stupid Tell me, what did I say Dare to be stupid It's alright Dare to be stupid We can be stupid all night Dare to be stupid Come on, join the crowd Dare to be stupid Shout it out loud Dare to be stupid I can't hear you Dare to be stupid OK, I can hear you now Dare to be stupid Let's go, Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid

POLL

Favorite "Weird Al" Songs The following are questions of your opinion on different type of Al's songs. Just e-Mail your answers to me by clicking the link below or post your opinions in the guestbook below and in the next issue of Headline Newsgroup the responses will be posted. Thanks for your volunteering!

1) What is your favorite original "Weird Al" song?

2) What is your favorite polka by Al?

3) What is your favorite parody?

4) What is your favorite stylist parody?

5) What is your favorite unreleased or concert song?

6) What is youyr favorite "Weird Al" album?

7) What is your favorite "Weird Al" compilation?

ALM

What is ALM you ask? ALM is a group that me and a few of my friends are making. ALM stands for A Laboratory Mistake (our first album that we are still working on is called 'NS:ALM ('N Sync: A Laboratory Mistake)) because we don't stand for crummy boy bands and we do stand for "Weird Al" Yankovic. And since "WA"Y is such an inspiration to us we parody boy band's songs.

Songs such as "Tearin' Up My Heart" and "Bye, Bye Bye" by 'N Sync, "I Want It That Way" by BSB, and other parodies to other boy band songs.

But after we make the first "album" we aren't going to focus on boy bands anymore. We will focus on everyone. We already wrote the first 17 songs of the first group based around anti-boy bands and we wrote about 12 that are parodies, originals, and parody medleys that focus around groups and singers like KoRn, Limp Bizkit, Christina Agueliera, Will Smith, Jen Lopez, and we have a couple of 'N Sync parodies, too. Even though I like most of the songs that we make fun of, we still do.

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