"Well, I realize this little piece of sculpture is classic Greek art,
but as you can see...his naughty parts are engorged and tingling!
With those big ears and long tail...he rather resembles the beastmaster, doesn't he?"

"...and what can I say about this? Two fine examples of masculine wrestlers...
but the one gentleman is touching the other's unmentionable area!"

"Well, this limber depiction of a discus thrower is certainly saying something with his back arched
in ecstasy...hips and naughty area thrust forward in expectation...
isn't that special?"

"Isn't this special?...a veritable lusty orgy of naked young men posing and prancing for each other!"

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