"Now you can have your morning cup of coffee or afternoon tea while watching Church Chat!"

"Buttons worn proudly by my fan club...and some members of the Church! Of course, I don't let it go to my head...Vanity is one of the Seven Deadly Sins!"

"Does she look like me?"

(Isn't that special?)

"See? I even have my own video and dvd...although I have no idea who this Dana Carvey is!" (By the way, "dvd" does not stand for "demonic video disc"!)

"Well! Now that you've seen some of my little moneymakers (of course, I donate all profits to the Church!), click on me to go back to page one!"