Vital Statistics for a Vital Individual

 Full Name : Robert Francis Rocko Bo Kaier III
 Height : 6' 4''
 Weight : 195 lbs
 Home Town : Oswego, NY
 Bench : 150 lbs
 Mile : 6 minutes 45 seconds
 Education : Junior - New Media Graphic Design   Rochester Institute of Technology
 Family : Emily and Tracy (sisters) Bob and Jeri (parents)
 Creed : Agnostic, I am a worshipper of the mighty and all-knowing god Agnos.
 IM name : Stalinsays
 Hobbies : Sketching, Reading, Golf, Basketball, Skiing, Web Design, Fitness, Competitive Drinking, Video Games, Comics.
 Strengths : Artistic Ability, Creativity, Intelligence.
 Weaknesses : Lack of Athleticism, Poor Memory, Sporadic Depression, Distrustfulness
 Reason to Be : Leading a conspiracy group comprised of hundreds of individuals of all ethnicities, ages, and creeds organized for the sole purpose of spiting Thom Lappas.
 Life's Goal : To accumulate enough friends, family, employees, cohorts and partners that I may fill a reasonably large stadium with them and be crowd surfed one full rotation around. 
 Likes : Humor, Intelligence, Drive, Humility, Honesty, Loyalty, Energy, Understanding
 Dislikes : Hygiene Issues, Spacieness (unless done to humorous effect), Infectious Apathy, Only-Child-Syndrome sufferers, Drama Queens, Anal Retentiveness, Stubbornness, Foundationless Egos, Helplessness, Materialism, those Holier than Thou.
 Political Alignment : Demopublipendent
 Marital Status : Divorced

 

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