Strange But True...

Strange But True...
People seem to be fascinated with the strange and bizarre things in life. This section will be dedicated to pointing out the odd ball aspects of life. Not all Strange facts will be sexually oriented as the section originally started out to be but we'll try. Enjoy!

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
LONGEST PUBES Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
ZIT POPPING In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.
WORST DRINK The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt Pump'.
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
LONGEST TURD The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
DID YOU KNOW:
   Most lipstick contains fish scales?
   The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum?
   Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people?
   There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building?
   Porcupines float in water?
   The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet?
   The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"?
   Cat's urine glows under a black-light?
   The electric chair was invented by a dentist?
   The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times?
   A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside? (Just trust me on this.)
   A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove?
   A hummingbird weighs less than a penny!
   A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation
   One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television
   Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows
   Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food
   Dolphins sleep with one eye open
   In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow
   A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
NEW!!!   There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!
   Slugs have 4 noses.
   Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours.
   In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals.
   More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.
   The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
   The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.
   Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.
   America once issued a 5-cent bill.
   Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool! He changed it every 2 innings.
   Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.
   Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
   In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.