Here is the list of people who exist in the Wonderful World Of Dan-O but not by choice. Through one way or another they have managed to earn the right to have their name on this so called list of Shame.

  • Jesse Williams : Jesse was chosen as the first entry into the Hall Of Shame for simply being what is known in Dan-O language as "Guido". The word Guido refers to someone who is just naturally an ass. Someone who is so oblivious to reality that they believe the world is to blame because they can do no wrong. We all know someone like this and we all just want to tell them to fuck off. So when we come across someone like this we simply say, "Fuck Guido!". Feel free to call Jesse and tell him "Fuck Guido" at (661) 322-2471. Or if ya live in the Bakersfield Ca. area you can do so in person by stopping by the Carls Jr. on Ming Ave. in the Market Place where he will spend the rest of his Guido life flipping burgers.

    Additional Info: Screen Name - Jessebanes / Cell Phone # - 333-1147 / He played bench warmer for the football and baseball team in high school. Breast fed until he was 5 (whish I was joking).


  • Jennifer ??? : Now this is a difficult Hall Of Shame entry. Seeing as how I have not spoken to this girl in many months and I don't have any of the good stuff like a phone number or even an e-mail address. All I do know is that she works at Taco Bell. (sad.) First off, this Jennifer is NOT the same as the Jen on the Minions page. This Jennifer is some hoe that ol' Dan-O met off the net some time back. She came and picked me up from school and we went to her place. What went on from there I will not go into. Let's just say that she was referred to as a "hoe" for a reason. i'm not just being mean. Anyways a few days later I talk to her and she says that she doesn't know if she can trust me because one of her friends warned her about me. *sigh* ok....breathe....relax...no. I can't. WHAT THE FUCK??? Some chick messes around with some strange (yet superbly handsome) guy off the internet the first day she even meets him and it's the guy that can't be trusted? How the hell does that work?!? It wasn't like I was whisperin "I think I love ya" in her ear or anything. EH EH!! We did exactly what we know we were gonna do. If anyone can't be trusted it's her! Fuckin' slut. *sigh* Dah well. Now she's just another hoe in the past and another unfortunate victim of the *insert god like voice here* Hall OF Shame!


  • Theodore : Ahh…the long awaited third entry into the HoS. But wait no longer cause alas it has arrived. The third member of society to fall victim to the dreaded HoS is none other than the Notorious T.E.D. Oh, that’s right, Theodore. Now most of you have no clue as to who Theodore is so allow me to break it down for you. If you think hard about it you’ll realize that you too know a Theodore. Perhaps not by the same name but you know the type. He’s the scrappy who thinks he’s a skater and thinks he’s a surfer and thinks he’s anything that might make him cool. All the while he’s not fooling anyone. He dates the fat “Jabba The Hut” lookin’ bitches that nobody else wants yet tries to kick his game on other taken ladies. He’ll weasel his way in like he’s smooth thinking that he has a chance with your woman and then when he’s about three seconds away from an ass whoopin’ he tries to play it off like he just wants to be your friend. It’s true. They’re out there. If you think about it I guarantee that you have encountered a Theodore. Well, not only will Theodore Baro be condemned to living out the rest of his own pathetic life listening to his slobbering girlfriend mumble “tikki wikki” when she wants some lovin’ but he has now also been condemned to the HALL OF SHAME!!

    Additional Info: Screen Name - TedEBearO / surferhb@hotmail.com