The Man Quiz

Many have come to me and asked me, "Dan-O, what do you think makes a man "a man". Well, ok nobody has ever actually asked me that but I figured I'm gonna tell ya what I think anyways. This here will be a simple quiz that you can take to determine wether or not your a real man. So bust out the pen and paper so you can keep track of your points. At the end you can total up your score to see what kind of a man you are in Dan-O's eyes.

Let's start it simple. If you have the proper genitalia to biologically qualify yourself , go ahead and grant yourself with 50 points.
If you have seen all 5 Rocky Movies in full entirty give yourself another 10 points.
If you have ever watched a Barbara Streisand movie (ANY OF THEM) deduct 20 points for each one!
If you prefer Hank Williams Sr. over any current country singer give yourself an additional 7 points.
For every tattoo you have give yourself 2 additional points.
For every peircing you have deduct 2 points. Sorry but real men don't wear jewlery. A gold chain is acceptable however.
If you've ever worn a skirt. Wether it be for halloween or any occasion. Deduct 10 points. Sorry but there's no excuse for that.

Tour Date	Opposing Team	Outcome	Star Player
12-00-00	N & N Inc	4-0	Schekel: This was Josh's first week back to bowling the way he should. It kicked off the comeback tour.
12-17-00	Black & White	4-0	Team Effort: We coasted through with ease installing fear into the league.
01-07-01	Here For The Beer	1-3	None: We had just come back from a two week break of no bowling so we were all a little rusty.

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