"Do you see that bridge down at the end of town?"

"Aye."

"I built that with my bare hands. I've built lots of bridges all over Ireland. But do they call me MacGregor the bridge builder? No, they don't call me MacGregor the bridge builder. And do you see that church next to the bridge?"

"Aye."

"I built that with my bare hands too. I've built lots of churches all over Ireland. But do they call me MacGregor the architect? No, they don't call me MacGregor the architect."

"So what do they call you?"

"Well, ya know... ya fuck one goat..."