Q: Why do Blondes wear Pony-Tails?
A: To hide the Air Valve!

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been at the computer?
A: There's white out all over the screen.

Q: Why did the blond have a sore belly button?
A: Her boyfriend was also blonde.

Q: What's the difference between a blond and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

Q: How do you confuse a blond?
A: Put her in a curricular room and tell her to pee in the corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: Tells you she did it.

Q: What does a blonde an a computer have in common?
A: You never appreciate either one until they go down on you.

Q: How do you change a blondes mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: What do you call a blond with a dollar on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.

Q: What is the similarity between a smart blond, Santa and the tooth fairy?
A: They are all make believe.

Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
A: Play ball.

Q: Why did the blond climb on the roof?
A: She heard that drinks were on the house.

Q: How do you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?
A: There is a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Q: What do you call a blond with a half brain?
A:Gifted.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One... blondes will screw anything.

Q: What is the difference between blondes and government bonds?
A: Bonds mature blondes don't.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde is sexually satisfied?
A: Who cares.

Q: Why do blondes rub their eyes when they wake up?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.

Q: How is a blonde different than a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q: How are a blondes like spaghetti?
A: They squirm when you eat them.

Q: What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: An air bubble.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes in a row?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Q: Why is a blondes brain pea sized in the morning?
A: It swelled.

Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: What do a blonde and a screen door have in common?
A: The more you bang them the looser they get.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who broke her arm?
A: She was raking leaves when she fell out of the tree.

Q: What do turtles and blondes have in common?
A: Once there on their back they're screwed.

Q: How is a blonde like a doorknob?
A: Everybody gets a turn.

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do blondes do in the morning?
A: Get up and go home.

Q: What do blondes say in the morning?
A: Who are you guys anyways.

Q: What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the m & m factory?
A: She threw out all the ones with w's.

Q: What can strike a blonde without them even knowing it?
A: A thought

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Red means stop.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoe's off before you get on a trampoline.

Q: Why don't blondes like vibrators?
A: They're hard on their teeth.

Q:A dumb blonde a smart blonde and Santa Claus jump off of a bridge, who makes the bigger splash?
A:The dumb blonde because the others don't exist.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
A: One's a busy ditch.