Here you will find out all the basic info that you need to know about The Great Dan-O! Read it, study it, memorize it, and love it! You may be quizzed.



Name: Dan-O (You should have known that)

Height: 5'10

Weight: Unknown (I have a fear of scales)

Age: 18

Location: Born & raised in Bakersfield Cali. Am I proud of it? No. But at least I got the ballz to admit it!

Marital Status: I have 9 wives. 8 of them are ugly and the other is not as ugly.

Sexual Prefrence: I like goats. Preferably female goats.

Fav. Music: I listen to most anything. I prefer Hip Hop and Rap but my CD collection is a lil everything. That and armpit noises.

Occupation: I'm Batman! I know...you thought it was that Bruce guy but no no...it was just a cover up.

Former Occupations:I was a wrestler for WCCW. Which means I got big friends that can kick your ass! I then became a Timekeeper for CCWF which means I can ring your b*tch ass like a bell. And I was a member of the promotion team for XPW. Which means...I know hot to pass out flyers!

Education: I recently graduated from West High. I think it was a mistake but I'm not gonna be the one to point it out. Next I move on to BC where I will major in bowling. *sigh* If only I was kidding.


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