On The Trail

 

After considering our options, we decided that the best combination of pace and food would be ‘grueling’ and ‘bare bones’ respectively.

 

          

 

We were also going to need to kill all our food since Franny made every effort to blow all of our food money on whores.  I considered eating Franny, which would solve two problems, but by this time he was riddled with STDs.  So off we went on the buffalo hunt and the trek to Oregon.

 

I so wish that were Franny, but alas

 

River Time

Last Stop