Santeria Cambria

Good evening ladies and gents.Or good morning to those of you from JAPAN who wear paper bags for underpants.Welcome to my offical unofficial site for stupid crap that rocks and socks. Thats why we call it "Santeria Cambria". Bet you're wondering whats up with the Monroe picture? Well...lets just say between you me and my five fingered friend Pablo from the tv show ZOOM, I resemble Marilyn to alot of guys. For those of you who know me....Good for you, Pat yourself on the back and have a ginger cookie fig. For those of you who don't...the names Becky Mcgee and i'm kinky with a can of beeforoni!! anyways...yeah well enjoy the crap on here cause it sucks!!! Bye....In the words of the Queen of Hearts...."Curtsy while you think, it saves time." P.s. For those of you who don't know what this is...its a bloody virgin...so am i. So I dare you to drink me. I dare you!tempting isn't it??

Reasons why people like gravy:

• its good on hoilidays
• makes the meat not too dry
• washes down the taste of crap!!
• good sex drink!!! No kid!
• and the total purpose of dominating Slic Vic Zamora and the cyber world through his eyes

this will ease your pain and improve flaws!!
Sha-Na-Na was here!!!
See what Sha-Na-Na said about your Momma