The GermAn, hates Anarchy kids with a passion.
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: Bury Me With It by Modest Mouse
Topic: Unite!
Conquest for more territory is necessary, this shall start with lunch tables, and end up with all of idaho, i assume. We shall ravage all lands with great aimed fury against all who oppose, VIVE LE RESISTANCE...our resistance that is.

Please, offer all ideas, we need some, and some bombs, those are always nice

Also: Overall Happyness Has been increased since our reign began!

Blight Fuhrer Wilcoxs Army!!

Our pilgramage will never be forgotten!!!!
Mood:  loud
Now Playing: Chemical Bomb by The Aquabats!
Topic: We Wage War.
Comrades, from the ashes of the old regime, we shall rise and pillage the oppressive force that stands between us...and houses of candy!!!

I official declare a guerrilla war on all and every oppressive regime around, for the exception of our own, this has never been officially declared..and so now it is.

The first regime will be the one headed by emporer roberts and his radical propaghanda minions wildly refered to as teachers, the fall of their power will be the first of many, may we reign or terror throughout the world, untill the only good evil empire worth fighting for is left!!! VIVE LE RESISTANCE!!!!

Plus: It has been an issue lately that I am just another oppressive evil emporer, and to this i say "shut up you worthless minion, or be silenced by my awesome force!"

GermAn, gives sticks to the man.
Mood:  amorous
Now Playing: Fight! by The Forces of Evil
Topic: Unite!
Media Distrotion has blinded you with there propaghanda, but who cares, for i will blind you with my own propaghanda!
Heil me, President of the United States of America!
Though the germAn has not obliverated the reigning terror of Fuhrer Wilcox, and we are still a state....we havent gotten houses made of candy..we havent establish our evil empire anywhere, and overall were looking like fizzles, we should try to remember, im awesome.
GuerrillaLinkshell, on Final Fantasy 11 i have been gaining tons of recruits joining the uprising in flocks, totally a whole number of ABOUT 6!, lets hear it for the geek militia i seem to have acquired!

"Breeding Liscences are need comrades!"-John Candy's corpse-

what the hell does amorous mean....

Does anyone actually read what i write up here..or anywhere???
Mood:  lyrical
Now Playing: god save the queen by the sex pistols
Topic: Vote(czar) or Die
Thats right, me and p. daddy came up with a campaign called VOTE OR DIE....we poisoned all your water supply and you will die tomarro if you dont vote, because the vaccine is in the shitchess for presidents at the polls, and poopy is in the candidates switch thats not me, so you will die if you dont vote the right way, vote REVOLUTION party.Neither i nor puff diddy have decided what to do with all the dead babies and children that cant vote, we think we might just make necklaces out of them....all germAn members have all ready had their vaccination shots, except for Worm of the GermAn steve, who has been very naughty lately.

Also, ive had overwhelming support today, and theres not a chance i will lose, in fact, theres anti-chance that ill lose, its pretty awesome!

New Commandment-Gladiators are cool!
Commandment Gladiators are cool!: Weve decided that if exiled/excommunicated members of the germAn have 3 choices of death. 1.You can become a willing martyr for the cause, and remembered in history books as an a-ok guy 2. You will entertain me with a gladiator match against other exiled bastards! 3.If you refuse both, upon the day of reckoning you will still, have to participate in the gladiator match, only you will have to wear a t-shirt thats says "I AM WITH STUPID" and a finger pointing up at you head.

"Commrades must join together and vote for the candidate with the most KRUNK. YOUR CZAR, RISE UP FROM THE ASHES OF OPPRESSION AND VOTE GERMaN FOR VICTORY IS ON THE HORIZON, AND ONLY BEAURACRATIC OFFICE MEN CAN EVEN ATTEMPT TO STOP US"

The Revolution, In Various Colors, White and Slave-Minority
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: I Hate Led Zepplin by Screeching Weasels
Topic: Blog to end all blogs
Comrades, I have news of yet another unjust scheme to silence the freedom fighters. Comrade Steve confessed to accounts of Counter Revolutionary Actions today after interrigation, he stated "I am lieutenant in Furher Wilcox's Army and was sent on an operation to shut down the revolution becuase almighty Furher beleives you are gaining too much power, I pleade not for my life, but that this be scratched from books about your journey of justice in the future" saddly, comrade steve was excommunicated from the GermAn after refusing to become a willing martyr for the cause. Both Militia Leader Mackenzie and Andviczar Maltbie were shocked.

Another Ammendment will added.
Commandment Birth Controll
All Comrades Planning to reproduce must make me aware of this beforehand, this is called planned mating. Also you must pass a test and get a F.U.C.C. card(Fornication Under Consent of the Czar) in order to get a baby, If when your baby is born you dont have your F.U.C.C. card your baby will be sold into slavery. This is because there are far too many morons ready to unleash 30 inbreed idiots unto society at any moment, this must be stopped, SURELY YOU DONT WANT IMBUSILES EATING ALL YOUR CANDY, therefore this will be a necessary process.

A process to destory our revolution has been foiled, but they will not be stopped till the opposition has been destroyed, VIVE CZAR, VIVE COMRADES, VIVE CRUNK!!!!!

mr. with an important message
Mood:  lucky
Now Playing: Fuck by The Mr. T. Experience
Topic: mr . t.

OPPRESSION IS SUPA-SISSY FOO!
*created by adviczar ben

TEAR DOWN THE OPPRESSIVE AGENDA
Now Playing: The Distance by Cake
Topic: FUHRER WILCOX
the revolution struck like a silent cobra in the night at a blind person who's sleeping with syphilis and has earplugs in to keep the sound out....but we failed due to our now Arch Nemesis Wilcox, SHE LEADS THE OPPRESSORS OF THE AMERICAN GESTAPO.

First off though, due to comrade maltbie protecting me from an assassination attempt i have promoted him to AdviCzar, and for this he deserves a song.
i like adviczars and i cannot lie
no other comrade can Dennie
when comrade Ben walks in with his fascist swing
all the oppressors just wanna die

Also, I'm making plans for my run for presidency, with adviczar Ben, as previously planned, adviczar Ben also is forming an anti-inel system and vice-czar Ryan helped with our first strike at guerrilla warfare, i renamed the war "The Battle of George Pataki" because he's completely crunk....we were stopped my arch-nemesis both when we snuck to the back of the DJ system and tried to unplug it, and when many germAn comrades were halted on there attempts to make a blockade.

"Do not let the system silence you, for at the battle of George pataki, not only were we stopped by yet another fat fascist, Fuhrer Wilcox, but there were many martyrs, MANY WERE KILLED BY THE FUHRERS MINIONS, BUT WE WILL SEEK REVENGE"

revolution 1, oppressive system 0
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: Fuck Authority by Pennywise
Topic: victory
More taco meat has been noticed by more that one comrade of the revolution, by constant mockery we accomplished our goal, BUT THERE'S MORE, now the walkout needs a reason, possibly the machine realized the symbolic walkout, and to silence the opposition, gave us more taco meat to shut up, BUT THIS COMRADES, WILL NEVER HAPPEN, we just now need a reason, besides freedom to walkout, and it has to pertain the the american gestapo called by the brainwashed, school.

ALSO-another plot to overthrow the american gestapo is at the dance, we spilling out all guerrilla tactics possible, be there, or be an uniformed sheep...AND square.

"With victory on the horizon, there is nothing stopping us, BE WITH US NOW, OR BE A WORM IN THE GERMaNIC HIERARCHY WHEN THE DAWN OF A NEW DAY COMES"

My anti-anti-tacomeat-nazi-pig theorys bring all the boys to the yard
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: High School by Nerf Herder
Topic: THE GERMaN IS WATCHING
Hello Fellow comrades, i bring to you yet another BLOG OF JUSTICE. Comrade Ben has invited many new mebers, and has graced me with the signature of a new slave, he knows how to kiss czar ass, and for this will more than likely get his wish, which is to controll basically all legality among the GermAn, under of course me and my fellow vice-czars, so he just does the paperwork, BUT DAMN GOOD INITIATIVE!
Also, vice-czars can now be addressed as black vice czar-jason, and white vice-czar ryan.
I have decided to give training classes to various comrades soon, for it will be needed. WARFARE IS ON THE RISE, FATTY LUNCH LADIES ARE PREPARING, THIS WILL BE A TRUE DAY OF RECKONING!!!!

WE NEED ALL ASSISTANCE, THE REFORMATION IS WATING IN SILENCE LIKE A BOMB

The Empire Is Going To Strike Soon
Mood:  incredulous
Now Playing: Ethnic Cleansing Day by Voodoo Glowskulls
Topic: pogo unconformist
Hello Comrades, nothing but planning going on at the moment, tell me if you want to help me in my run for election, or if someone finally figures out big brothers email-fax-address, 'cause i almost have the letter to him done.

ALSO: Like my idol Che Guevara(Second only to screech from saved by the bell) who rode his motorcycle around many countries observing the way they live, I also want to copie this, only on a pogo stick, just a thought.

When deep in conversation with commrade ben, i decided to scratch my comments a made that i wanted retracted, i scratched too many, therefore we need applications for professional convo scratchers for the revolt.

No revolutionary movement today due to lack of establishment that I'm involved in, because its Saturday, no school, but the reformation is on the horizon.I can almost taste the excess taco meat of freedom.
PLEASE GIVE ALL IDEAS ABOUT HOW TO REVOLT OR JOIN THE REVOLUTION, WE ACCEPT ANYBODY, OUR PART VICE-CZAR JASON IS BLACK, YOU CAN TRUST US, WE LIKE CANDY.
anything to help the germAn party would be greatly appreciated, especially intelligence, and cookies!
VOTE FOR ME, AND WE WILL HAVE HOUSES MADE OUT OF KRUNK!