A few days ago, I was watching stupid TV shows talking about stuff, when a commercial came on  talking about how Irishmen celebrate their favorite holiday in their favorite way. I immediately thought of Cupcakebrau on St. Patrick's Day or barfights on Leprechaun Day, but I was anything, no wait, EVERYTHING but pleased when it was a Corona Light commercial going into stupid level 10. I wa okay with it at first, but when the Irishman walking throughout the commercial walked into a bar, everything went wrong. First, he took off his shirt and he was magically wearing a Hawaiian shirt underneath. Then, I nearly choked myself to death when The screen read " Happy Cinco de Mayo!" I mean, seriously, what the friggin heck!? Do Irishmen even celebrate Mexican holidays? I mean. I don't even think Britain celebrates Independence day, let alone its Mexican look-alike. This is just another example of stupid advertising. I also hate how they place advertisements in weird spots all over. Who even reads those stupid randomly-placed ads anyway? Aflac.

    I also hate internet ads. They slow down my connection AND prove as a formidable interference to getting into what I need. On most sites, I can't  get anywhere because of stupid ads. One time, I played an ad that said "shoot the robber and win a prize!" when I did, I filled out billions of forms ranging from my name to what food I liked. After that, it fed me the hugest load of bull that I had to buy $100 worth of merchandise to recieve it. First of all, many of you might be thinking "Wait a mihute, that's a good deal! You get an Ipod and all of that cool stuff!" WRONG!!! First of all, all of the stuff on there was cheap crud that you could get at Big Lots (McFrugal's) for 50¢. Second of all, why would I need $100 worth of cheap junk? Third, How much is shipping and handling? What about tax? Was that taken into consideration? Finally, fourth of all, How do I know I'll even get the Ipod? Or ANY of it for that matter? I don't know anything about the company's background. So, don't you see? Internet ads are scandals. DAMN I'm good!!!

    Seriously, it's time you learn to put down the man the way he puts us down! Revolt, my opressed brothers, and sing for peace! Sing for a lighter day! Sing for an exorcism because Martin Luther King Jr's ghost has posessed me! Sing if you like my new font and test colors for my links! Back to home! Email Me at Basilisk2@aol.com!