January is National Careers in Cosmetology Month, National Eye Health Care Month, National Fiber Focus Month, National Hobby Month, National Soup Month, Hot Tea Month, Oatmeal Month, Prune Breakfast Month
First Foot Day and Z Day (Z Day is a holiday that can be celebrated by letting all those poor unfortunate people with names that start with Z be first in line.)
Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
Festival of Sleep Day
Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
Bird Day
Bean Day
Old Rock Day
National Joy Germ Day and Man Watcher's Day
Play God Day
Peculiar People Day
National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
National Dress Up Your Pet Day
Hat Day
Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
Winnie the Pooh Day
National Popcorn Day
National Butter crunch Day
National Hugging Day
National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day
National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
Eskimo Pie Patent Day
Opposite Day
Australia Day
Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day (This holiday commemorates Mr. Thomas Crapper, the man who--as the name may suggest--invented the flush toilet.)
National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day
National Corn chip Day
Escape Day
National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day
February
February is National Blah Buster Month, National Embroidery Month, National Grapefruit Month, National Snack Food Month, National Weddings Month, Responsible Pet Owner Month, Return Carts to the Supermarket Month, Creative Romance Month, International Twit Award Month, Canned Food Month.
Serpent Day
Purification Day
Cordova Ice Worm Day
Create A Vacuum Day
Disaster Day
Lame Duck Day
Charles Dickens Day
Kite Flying Day
Toothache Day
Umbrella Day
White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
National Plum Pudding Day
Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
National Gum Drop Day
Do A Grouch A Favor Day
Champion Crab Races Day
National Battery Day
National Chocolate Mint Day
Hoodie Hoo Day (At high noon everyone yells "Hoodie-Hoo" to chase away winter and make way for spring.)
Card Reading Day
Be Humble Day
International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
National Tortilla Chip Day
Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
National Pistachio Day
International Polar Bear Day
Public Sleeping Day
National Surf and Turf Day
March
March is Foot Health Month, Humorists Are Artist Month, National Furniture Refinishing Month, National Frozen Food Month, National Noodle Month, and National Peanut Month
National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
Old Stuff Day
I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day (Today President Hoover signed a bill making the Star Spangled Banner our national anthem. Celebrate by singing as much as you can remember with some friends.)
Holy Experiment Day
Multiple Personalities Day
National Frozen Food Day
National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
Be Nasty Day
Panic Day
Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
Alfred Hitchcock Day, Plant a Flower Day
Jewel Day
National Potato Chip Day
Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
Everything You Do Is Right Day
Submarine Day
Supreme Sacrifice Day
Poultry Day
Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
Fragrance Day
National Goof-off Day
National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
Pecan Day and Waffle Day
Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
National "Joe" Day (Do you hate your name? Everyone who hates their name has a right on this day to have everyone they know call them Joe.)
Something On A Stick Day
Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
I Am In Control Day
Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day
April
April is International Guitar Month, Keep America Beautiful Month, National Anxiety Month, National Humor Month, National Welding Month, National Garden Month, and Uh-Huh Month .
One Cent Day
National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
Tell-A-Lie Day
Go For Broke Day
Sorry Charlie Day (Sorry Charlie Day honors those who have been rejected and lived through it.)
No Housework Day
All Is Ours Day
Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
Golfers Day
Eight-Track Tape Day
Look Up At The Sky Day
Blame Somebody Else Day
National Pecan Day
Rubber Eraser Day
National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
National Cheeseball Day
International Jugglers Day
Garlic Day
Look Alike Day
Kindergarten Day
National Jelly Bean Day
Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
National Pigs In A Blanket Day
National Zucchini Bread Day
Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
Tell A Story Day
Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
National Shrimp Scampi Day
National Honesty Day
May
May is Better Sleep Month, National Good Car Care Month, National Photo Month, National Salad Month, National Egg Month, National Barbecue Month, Revise Your Work Schedule Month, Date Your Mate Month, National Hamburger Month, and Fungal Infection Awareness Month
Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
Fire Day
Lumpy Rug Day
National Candied Orange Peel Day
National Hoagie Day
National Beverage Day
International Tuba Day, Pate Up Day, National Roast Leg of Lamb Day
No Socks Day, Have a Coke Day
Lost Sock Memorial Day
Clean Up Your Room Day
Eat what You Want Day, Twilight Zone Day
Limerick Day
Leprechaun Day
National Dance Like a Chicken Day (Do chickens dance??)
National Chocolate Chip Day
Wear Purple for Peace Day
Pack Rat Day
International Museum Day, Visit Your Relatives Day
Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
Eliza Doolittle Day
National Memo Day, National Waitress/Waiters Day
Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
Penny Day
National Escargot Day
National Tap Dance Day
Grey Day
Body Painting Arts Festival
National Hamburger Day
End of the Middle Ages Day
My Bucket's Got A Hole Day
National Macroon Day
June
June is Adopt-A-Shelter-Cat Month, American Rivers Month, Cancer In The Sun Month, Dairy Month, Turkey Lover's Month, National Accordian Awareness Month, National Fresh Fruit and Vegetable Month, National Ice Tea Month, National Papaya Month, National Pest Control Month, National Rose Month, Fight The Filthy Fly Month, and Zoo and Aquarium Month.
Dare Day
National Rocky Road Day
Repeat Day
Old Maid's Day
Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
Name Your Poison Day
Donald Duck Day
National Yo-Yo Day
National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
Machine Day
National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
Pop Goes The Weasel Day
Smile Power Day
National Hollerin' Contest Day
Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
International Panic Day
World Sauntering Day
Ice Cream Soda Day
Cuckoo Warning Day (BEWARE! It will be a wet summer if the sound of the cuckoo is heard today)
National Chocolate Eclair Day
National Pink Day
Museum Comes To Life Day
Log Cabin Day
National Chocolate Pudding Day
National Columnists Day
Paul Bunyan Day
Camera Day
Meteor Day
July
July is National Baked Beams Month, National Ice Cream Month, National Tennis Month, Read an Almanac Month, Anti-Boredom Month, and Hitchhiking Month.
Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day, Build a Scarecrow Day
Visitation of the Virgin Mary Day
Stay out of the Sun Day, Compliment your Mirror Day
National Country Music Day, Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day
Workaholics Day
National Fried Chicken Day
National Strawberry Sunday Day
Video Games Day
National Sugar Cookie Day
Clerihew Day
National Cheer Up the Lonely Day
National Pecan Pie Day
Fool's Paradise Day
National Nude Day
National Tapioca Pudding Day, Respect Canada Day
International Juggling Day
National Peach Ice Cream Day
National Ice Cream Day, National Caviar Day
Flitch Day (An old custom from yesteryear developed into the holiday of Flitch Day. Bacon was given to any married couple who could prove they had lived in harmony and fidelity for one year. Very few "took home the bacon.")
Ugly Truck Contest Day
National Tug-of-War Tournament Day
Rat catcher's Day
National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
Amelia Earhart Day
Threading the Needle Day
All or Nothing Day
Take your Pants for a Walk Day
National Milk Chocolate Day
Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
National Cheesecake Day
Parent's Day
August
August is National Catfish Month, National Golf Month, National Eye Exam Month, National Water Quality Month, Romance Awareness Month, Peach Month, and Foot Health Month.
Friendship Day, National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
National Watermelon Day
Twins Day Festival
National Mustard Day
Wiggle Your Toes Day
Sea Serpent Day
Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
National Polka Festival
Lazy Day
Presidential Joke Day
Middle Child's Day
Blame Someone Else Day
National Creamsicle Day
National Relaxation Day, National Failures Day
Bratwurst Festival
National Thriftshop Day
Bad Poetry Day
Potato Day
National Radio Day
National Spumoni Day
Be An Angel Day
National Spongecake Day
Knife Day
Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
National Cherry Popsicle Day
Petroleum Day
World Sauntering Day
More Herbs, Less Salt Day
National Toasted Marshmallow Day
National Trail Mix Day
September
September is Self-Improvement Month, Be Kind to Editors and Writers Month, International Square Dance Month, Cable TV Month, National Bed Check Month, National Chicken Month, National Courtesy Month, National Honey Month, National Mind Mapping Month, National Piano Month, National Rice Month, National Papaya Month, and Classical Music Month? Whew! If that isn't enough here are some other things you can celebrate in September if your family is looking for something to do when they're bored (I didn't make these up!):
Emma M. Nuitt Day
National Beheading Day
Skyscraper Day
Newspaper Carrier Day
Be Late for Something Day
Fight Procrastination Day
Neither Rain nor Snow Day
National Date Nut Bread Day, National Pardon Day
Teddy Bear Day
Swap Ideas Day
No News is Good News Day
National Pet Memorial Day, National Chocolate Milkshake Day
Defy Superstition Day
National Cream-filled Doughnut Day
Felt Hat Day
Stay away from Seattle Day, Collect Rocks Day
National Apple Dumpling Day
National Play-doh Day
National Butterscotch Pudding Day
National Punch Day
World Gratitude Day
Hobbit Day, Dear Diary Day
Checkers Day, Dogs in Politics Day
National Comic Book Day
National Good Neighbor Day, National Pancake Day
Crush a Can Day
Ask a Stupid Question Day
Poisoned Blackberries Day
National Mud Pack Day
October
October is Adopt-A-Dog Month, Computer Learning Month, National Apple Jack Month, National Car Care Month, National Clock Month, National Cosmetology Month, National Dessert Month, National Pickled Pepper Month, National Popcorn Poppin' Month, National Pretzel Month, National Sarcastics Month, National Seafood Month, National Kitchen and Bath Month, and Vegetarian Awareness Month.
World Vegetarian Day, Magic Circles Day
Name Your Car Day
Virus Appreciation Day
National Golf Day
National Storytelling Festival
German-American Day, Come Take It Day
National Frappe Day
American Tag Day
Moldy Cheese Day
National Angel Food Cake Day
It's My Party Day
International Moment of Frustration Scream Day
National Peanut Butter Festival
Be Bald and Free Day, National Dessert Day
White Cane Safety Day
Dictionary Day
Gaudy Day
No Beard Day
Evaluate Your Life Day
National Brandied Fruit Day
Babbling Day
National Nut Day
National Mole Day
National Bologna Day
Punk for a Day Day
Mule Day
Sylvia Plath Day
Plush Animal Lover's Day, National Chocolate Day
Hermit Day
National Candy Corn Day
National Magic Day, Increase Your Psychic Powers Day
November
November is International Drum Month, Peanut Butter Lover's Month, and Slaughter Month.
Plan Your Epitaph Day
National Deviled Egg Day
Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
Waiting For The Barbarians Day
Gunpowder Day
Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
Dunce Day
Chaos Never Dies Day
Forget-Me-Not Day
Air Day
National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
National Indian Pudding Day
Operation Room Nurse Day
National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
Button Day
Take A Hike Day
Occult Day
Have A Bad Day Day
Absurdity Day
World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
Start Your Own Country Day
National Cashew Day
Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
National Parfait Day
Shopping Reminder Day
Pins And Needles Day
Make Your Own Head Day
Square Dance Day
Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
December
December is Hi Neighbor Month, National Stress Free Family Holiday Month, Bingo's Birthday Month, and Read A New Book Month.
National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
National Fritters Day
National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
Wear Brown Shoes Day
National Sacher Torte Day
National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
National Cotton Candy Day
Take It In The Ear Day
National Pastry Day
Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
National Noodle Ring Day
National Ding-A-Ling Day
Ice Cream and Violins Day
National Bouillabaisse Day
National Lemon Cupcake Day
National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
National Roast Suckling Pig Day
Oatmeal Muffin Day
Games Day
Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
National Date-Nut Bread Day
Roots Day
National Egg Nog Day
National Pumpkin Pie Day
National Whiners Day
National Fruitcake Day
Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
Pepper Pot Day
Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
