How Many University Students Does It Take To Change A Light bulb?

How many U of T students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.  One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many Algonquin students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he gets six credits for it.

How many Nipissing students does it take to change a light bulb?
None.  Sudbury looks better in the dark.

How many Queen's students does it take to change a light bulb?
One.  He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

How many Ryerson students does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question!  Ryerson isn't a real university.

How many Waterloo students does it take to change a light bulb?
Five.  One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuked light bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

How many Western students does it take to change a light bulb?
Five.  One to change the light bulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

How many Lakehead students does it take to change a light bulb?
None.  Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity.

How many McMaster students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.  One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as any U of T student.

How many St. Lawrence College students does it take to change a light bulb?
One.  She calls a Queen's student to do it.

How many Carleton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.  One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school, the light bulb wouldn't go out.

How many McGill students does it take to change a light bulb?
One.  But she can't do it on Friday night.

How many Memorial students does it take to change a light bulb?
One.  But she can't do it on Thursday, Friday, or Saturday night.

How many Brock students does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven.  One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

How many Guelph students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven.  One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on manure.

How many Mt. Allison students does it take to screw in light bulb?
Five.  One to do it and four to be in the Macleans photo of it.

How many UVic students does it take to change a light bulb?
None.  Lava lamps don't burn out, man!

How many UBC students does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.  One to do it and three to translate the instructions.

How many UPEI students does it take to change a light bulb?
Five.  They make it a campus-wide affair.

How many University of Manitoba students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There's a university in Manitoba?

How many Concordia students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None.  It's taught in a fourth year course.

How many York University students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three.  One to take directions from the "science" student, the science student, and one to philosophize about life as a light bulb.

How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.  She screws everything else, why not a light bulb?

How many Laval students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.  But she would insist that the way she did it was distinct from the way that the other universities did it.