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Field Training Perils and other fun military related things





Ahh the goodtimes with my girls... I know from the looks of these pictures it looks like it was fun..but really it was the best 29 days that you never want to do again and this is at out dining in that's me on the right and here is Capt Johnson giving us some loving advice and here is Juliet on our march "in the field" and yes Ali is just so smooth in this picture yet so cheeky and yes of course because we know all of you guys loved out SPIRIT FINGERS Here are some lovely things said at Field Training... ooh the memories.. hope they jog your memory a little bit too... Stand by for more stuff soon "That's as wrong as 2 men in a tub." -Capt Johnson "It might be laced with LSD, and then I'll go out there calling column movements like y'all do." -Capt Johnson "How can you be so stupid and still walk upright?" -MTI "That's not 6 inches, that's 3 inches. If you think that's 6 inches, what do you tell other guys in the locker room?" -MTI "Shoe polish tastes good. It's made me the man I am today." -Kniola "Do you know what the maximum effective range of an excuse is? Zero meters." -Capt Johnson "Come on, think on your feet. Either that, or lay down." -Capt Johnson "That's a max no-go." -Capt Johnson "You people go to sleep." -Capt J "Then I started getting teary-eyed, and I don't ever cry. I got the hell out of there." -Capt J "I see the flag go up after this, and I'm ready to go kill a commie for mommy." -Capt J "You redeemed yourself Gordon. You don't such as much as you used to." -Capt J "Spoken like a true veteran." -One of us, something dirty I think. "Good afternoon evening ma'am sir." -Me lacking intelligence "Take a demerit." -Capt J's response "Take a demerit. Take 2 for not using your nugget." -Capt J "I like rocks." -You confusing the hell out of me for the first 2 weeks "This is one of my favorite quotes." -CTA White "Congratulations, you earned $20 today." "You tracking." "Sir, it has been one minute and I still have not talked." -Many poor cadets in the dining hall "Cover... me with whipped cream." -Ward "Ward, you are never again allowed to come up with a cover cheer." -Capt J's response "Good afternoon, Cadet Heidemann." -Stoker "You know, during the in-processing, when I was grabbing my ankles and they didn't pull out the petroleum jelly." -Brinkley