MOVIES
How to resolve office conflicts
Totally hilarious political movies
The end of the world...
A brief ebonics lesson
An... interesting... Mentos commercial
I don't want a relationship, all I want is bang, bang, bang!
Who let the dogs out? (This is so mean...)
Armless British piece of gum dancing in his tightie whities?
Switch to Linux
How to (not?) drive
You kicked my dog
Bush and Blair serenading each other
Girl and guy having sex (fake?) in the bleachers
Funny Levi's commercial
Little kid trying to say "dump truck"
French condom commercial (and it's so true...)
Foreign shower gel commercial

PICTURES
The presidential/VP candidates in drag... photoshopping at its finest
Texan family album
Taliban singles online
80's child abuse

MISCELLANY
Photos and profiles of the sex offenders in YOUR neighborhood!
A bad way to break up with your girlfriend
Dildo recall
Soundboards for making prank calls
Slap Bush (not Kerry) to your heart's content
Need some flattery?

RECENT PHOTOGRAPHS
August 2004: My sisters, mom, and me (with the disgusted look)
February 2004: The old AMSAPM crew
March 2004: Relaxing at Raz' pad

NOT-SO-RECENT PHOTOGRAPHS
October 2003: Candace and me, cowgirls for Halloween
November 2002: Eating strawberry shortcake at the parents' house
July 2001: After graduating from high school
September 2000: Painted stomachs for the homecoming game
October 2000: Running a cross-country race
January 2000: At winterball with a yellow-faced guy
September 2000: Getting ready to kick ass in powderpuff football
January 2000: Post-Y2K
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