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BREAKING NEWS

BUNGHOLE MEADOW - City commissioner Roscoe P. Clefton approved a bill this morning that would officially eliminate the city's 35-year ban on flea dip. (full story)

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WORLD

LEXINGTON - Bunghole Middle School graduate Evan Richards has made a place for himself in the great metropolis of Lexington. He has recently been hired by the city's parks commision to perform yard work. (full story)

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INTERNATIONAL

LEXINGTON, ALBANIA - Bunghole Lake resident and Mormon pastor Robert Fullgram and his wives Bethylene, Margaret and Nancy have recently established the first Mormon outreach mission in the small town of Lexington in Albania, a country near France. (full story)

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BUSINESS

BUNGHOLE HEIGHTS - Vickers' Five-and-Dime in Bunghole Heights is celebrating it's 37th year of operation this year. Celibrations begin next Tuesday with specials on seafood doohickeys, novelty corn-cob holders and acetone. (full story)

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SOCIAL SCENE

DEPLORAH - Today for the first time in years, a Deplorah woman married her horse, mistaking the stallion for her father. "Baxton does resemble her father quite a bit," her mother was quoted as saying after the ceremony. (full story)

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SPORTS

BUNGHOLE GARDENS - Yesterday, in a bizzare twist of events, the corpse of Gale Sayers ran out onto the field as the Bunghole Sniffers were losing 42 - 0 to the Gabriel County Chargers. "If I can't help these @#$holes, then no one can." (full story)

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PERSONALS

BUNGHOLE CITY - SWM/AM seeks PFTDB for BR, CR, CRF and/or PDDB. No CCT/ECT/BRF/NKT. Call (#209). (read full listing)

EAST BUNGHOLE - PWF seeks RFAP/NCDD for QA, PR, NT and DS. Likes EU, UU, DSI, SDDS, WQW, LSJ(gf-ff) but not SSDS. Call (#306). Ask for FFDWW. (read full listing)

BUNGHOLE HEIGHTS - TTF seeks FFRTSSNSSFFUENF for light/moderate FFASF and OPIJP/JKLAWDUI. Gives good JJFUY. Call (#43). Pie is nice. (read full listing)

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LOCAL

BUTTE, KENTUCKY - Many citizens of Butte, KY were shocked and baffled this morning when Donald Trump was seen at the local Dairy Queen getting loved in the butt by a black bear. Many witnesses say the bear was known to shout, "Now who's fired?!!? Now who's fired?!?!" (full story)

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