okay, i've started a quote book and plan to update this regularly:
damian: "tonight, when i'm on top of daphne..."
damian: "at least it isn't duct tape"
daphne: "gayer than the gayest gay elf that ever nanced down the pike?"
damian: "do you feel violated?"
daphne: "no, a little flattered."
kerry: "what was that? a burp?"
damian: "no, that was a goodnight 'yo'"
daphne: "there's a goodnight 'yo'?"
cheerleader on MTV: "i don't want a boyfriend right now because i don't want to get pregnant. if i get pregnant, i can't cheer."
well, that's it for right now. i'll add a lot soon.
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