Ape-Ish-Monkey-Man
Mood:  silly
Why does Bush have to be so ugly? He's an Ape, I'm dead serious. DEAD. I wonder what his father looked like. Imagine his MOTHER! She must have been a gorilla. My friend said that when his family sees Bush on the Television they point and yell, 'MONKEY!' Therefore, I will call him Ape-Ish-Monkey-Man. Ape-Ish-Monkey-Man is ugly. Ape-Ish-Monkey-Man is stupid. Ape-Ish-Monkey-Man is an Ape pretending to be a man.

I like my computer chair. It's blue. It spins. It's very comfortable, and I'm able to adjust it. So, it goes up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down.

You know I went on a trip down to Lloyd with my friends.We got stuck, and had to stay for an extra night. An extra, freezing, cold, night. I blame you, Max! YOU and your PREPPY girlfriend Maria. Bitch.

Omfg! You killed Kenny.