The Amazing and Exciting Log of Our Trip

prepare eyes for glazing

9:45ish a.m. We depart from Dunkin Doughnuts
9:54 a.m. We ration Doughnuts
9:56 a.m. Stop for batteries at a gas station advertising worms!
9:58 a.m. Bob checks his oil
10:01 a.m. Bob puts oil in car
10:43 a.m. The chase is on- Following the Jamboree
10:53 a.m. Discover we missed 89 and 21 -Bye Jamboree! (w/ MI plates) turned onto Solomon Ridge
10:55 a.m. Entered Ontario - hit RAIN!
11:00 a.m. turned onto 350 S
11:01 a.m. Bob turns hit lights on (VERY IMPORTANT)
11:17 a.m. Welcome to Farmington (Canondaigua Rd./county Rt 8)
11:22 a.m. Rt 96
11:41 a.m. left subway w/ free food (YAY Jim!)
11:42 a.m. Mertensia Rd.
11:43 a.m. county Rd 41
11:45 a.m. Brace Rd.
11:53 a.m. Co. Rd. 5 (we turn a lot) wheeler Rd.
11:54 a.m. sighted army tractor plow of DOOM!
11:55 a.m. Grimble Rd.
11:56 a.m. 64/20 A
11:58 a.m. staying on 64 (20A goes away)
12:04 p.m. quote- Stid Hill is real cool
12:09 p.m. End 64. Now 21 South
12:19 p.m. Becomes 53

are you actually still reading this?

12:20 p.m. REALLY COOL FREAKIN' MUTANT TREE!
12:22 p.m. steuben county, home of much pie
1@:43 p.m. noted truck stop at junction of 53 and 15
12:44 p.m. 415 south
12:50 p.m. stop for lunch at cohocton river
1:07 p.m. on the road again
1:26 p.m. passes McNutt Rd.
1:33 p.m. 86 W....back tracking
1:36 p.m. got off 86 at 333 - lost by driver, found by navigator
1:42 p.m. lost Savona
1:44 p.m. Savona to 17 w (which is 86....GAH)
1:48 p.m. back on 415 at Bath
1:57 p.m. navigator stupid, on 17
2:16 p.m. 36 S
2:29 p.m. 10 foot width restriction - arms out windows!
2:37 p.m. we almost die; photographer clueless
2:45 p.m. photographer has to pee, navigator note joint pain
2:48 p.m. Rt 21 is a pooka
2:57 p.m. quote- you know, when you see on the meather waps...- we've been driving too long
3:09 p.m. Dunkin Doughnuts potty break (on W Dyke St.)
3:23 p.m. Sunglasses FINALLY come in handy
3:39 p.m. we see PA and welcome ourselves to NY despite never really having left
3:50 p.m. 305? NAH stay on 417
4:19 p.m. 219 S

ok seriously if you are still reading this GET A LIFE!