The Good Thing About Hell, You Can Pee Wherever You Want

Why hello my fellow grunges! This is the EXCITING part of life. It's when we talk junk and mean..well..absolutely nutta. Have fun looking..searching, and, well, not a whole lot more. Have FUN!!! hehehehe

Deep Thoughts

• Life is a constant battle between the heart and the brain. But guess who wins, the skeleton.
• If you're ever on an airplane that's crashing, see if you can't organize a quick thing of group sex, because come on, you squares.
• I don't advocate that children start smoking, but for those kids who already do smoke, boy, it's good, isn't it?
• If a kid ever asks you how Santa Clause can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.
• Isn't it funny how, when you scream in the middle of a parking lot, people just stare at you, but when you scream on an airplane, everyone joins in?
• One time I don't think you should listen to your body is when it says,
• If you think a weakness can be turned into strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
• If I ever get burned beyond recognition, and you can't decide if it's me or not, just take my ashes to Tim Hortons, and if I look happy, it's me!
• In my life I hope I come back as a parrot, because I already know quite a few words.

My Favorite Web Sites

Guitar Tab Universe
Trippy Psychedelic Art
Homestar Runner
Instument Jokes