Oh The Things You Will See
Alright, my name is Nick... I'm actually not sure why I am doing this... but I go to the Bowling ally in my city every Saturday. Now myself and a friend of mine came to the conclusion that there is a conflict one time every month (now, we are now still testing to find out if this has anything to do with the female menstrual cycle). However, on the other nights... it just seems like we do all sorts of dumb stuff. I also have been joking around with the idea of starting a web-site that is sexually oriented. It must have been the night when I had mixed Red Bull and Dr. Pepper that I decided that I am going to do it for real. of coarse there will be no nudity (who likes girls without cloths on anyway right?). Well this web-site will be like my own personal time box in which I will record every argument, dumb act, and chick fight that occurs in the late hours of Saturday Night... a night filled with bowling, Hooters, Hucks, hookers, pimps... and so on... Enjoy!
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I recently recieved an email which i found to be quite humorus... here it is
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan
for
peace. So, here's one plan:
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present.
You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest
of
those 'good ole boys.' Wewill never "interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They
don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
sneaking
through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
who
or
where they are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days
unless given a special permit. No one from a
terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there,
change
it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to
anyone.
We
don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise.
This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou
will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is
stolen
or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10 All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. Now, ain't that a winner of a
plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'You
want
a piece of me?'" - If you agree with the above forward it to
friends.
Now this is pretty funny... it's a conversation that took place between me and a friend... she made up a list of ludacris "forever rules." I made a list of amendments to these.. so here they are
Natalie's Forever Rules
1. don't make fun of peopel who r exited
2. never hit
3. don't mkae people cry
4 b nice
6. shut up
wait i for got 5
5. no one cares about the stupid for ever rules
Here are my Amendments
1)You shouldn't be excited if you beet the bears
2)Hitting is in effect for both males and females... hitting includes all types of touching in an un-invited forceful manor
3) Crying is funny... people who cry are obviously depressed... so if their name is niki... just laugh at them... it really is hilarious. So if you dont want to be made fun of.. just don't get mad
4) Be Nice? thats kinda broad... so.. ill go back to crying... i guess it is nice to cry because i get a kick out of it.. especially if it is over something dumb and your drunk while your yelling into a phone to someone who is obviously stoned on the other side.
6) Shutup? That contradicts rule number 4... so i juist take that out completely
5) People only care about the amended version
