~Quotes~

To err is human; therefore all misspellings and misinformations on this page are completely forgivable.

Jack politely asked them to leave...
"KISS STEEL, BASTARDS!!!"
(Sabrina and Jessica are arguing over Edward Norton)
Sabrina: No! He's mine!
Jessica: NO! You have to share the retarded love!!!
Sabrina(after getting her eyebrows waxed): You have a lot of pent-up aggression, don't you?
(Also said:) STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY BIKINI AREA!
Jessica(to Sabrina before getting waxed): You look like a fur-beast!
Sabrina: FROM BOTSWANA!!!!!
Sabrina: I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by women as well as men.
Lenell (after seeing a commercial for a show that had squirrels attacking a lady): SEE?!?! And everybody called me crazy!!! it's the squirrels...the squirrels.
Sabrina: With nunchucks, yes?
Sabrina: Do that again....and I'll move you closer to God....PHYSICALLY!
*heard in a song* "You only love me when you want poonani"
Dottie: Is your mom going to pick you up at the airport?
Sabrina: No, my Dad's gonna pin a $20 on me and wish me the best of luck!
Sabrina: You live across the street from a Starbucks. I go in and just strap a tourniquet to my arm and ask for an IV of caffeine straight up "Mama needs a hit, BEAN WHORE!"
Maxy: XD

Sabrina: Briny needs to get laid
Christine: that eager eh?
Sabrina: I am so frustrated! Looking at LINOLEUM makes me want to have sex. I mean, I've gotten to this WEIRD point
Christine: weird point? what kind of point?
Sabrina: There's a dude in one of my classes, who I think is hot, but his fingers bend weird. Like they bend backwards....and I've only got one thought in my mind
Sabrina: I don't think I need to express that thought, but nevertheless.....it's there!
Christine: ^^;;
Christine: find the right guy to get laid with though
Sabrina: I told you! It's a weird point
Sabrina: At this moment, I'll take anybody! PULSE OPTIONAL!
Christine: lol

Jen: I keep splitting in two!
Hapless Twerp: well elders can heal you
Jen: And you're awfully rude to keep poking fun at my handicaps.
Hapless Twerp: i am not
Jen: Maybe I should report you.
Jen: The PTB have been on a politically correct kick.
Jen: They just got handicap-accessible bathrooms in Hell!

Brina: That was BEAUTIFUL!
Jen: I accept Visa, Mastercard, and human flesh.

Brina: I want my MOMMY!
Maxy: T_T I want my kitty porn

Sarah: I no longer wish of graduating college. I want to set portable toliets on fire with members of AI in them

Dani: I'm deeply flattered (EAT THAT, BIZATCH!!) by your offer, but again, (Uhm..didn't I say NO?) I must say no thank you. (WHAT NOW FOOL!?...I ROCK EVERYONE'S SOCKS!!!)