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The Duke's Pix Section

We'll Protect America
Pilots using Self-Serve
Oh, Shit #1
Oh, Shit #2
Nice Krispies - Smack, Crack and Pot
Nice Blue-Screen-Of-Death
Need Money
Wonka Neds
Ned for Speed
Muffins
Microsoft's Mobile Phone
Mouse Sex
Middle of the Road Kill
Microsoft of Borg
The Beatles with Michael Jackson
Matrix - Linux Vs. Windows
Mary-Kate and Ashley getting checked-out
Man's Beer Goggles
Woman's Beer Goggles
M & M's Smoking
Look at me
Learn Japanese
Ladies, beware...
'Every time you masturbate...
Kermit the Frog's X-Ray
Joint Song
An ape and Michael Jackson
It's a Woman - Parking
It's a Woman - Driving
Ibiza Album Cover
Uncle Sam - I Want YOU...
Hot Dogs
Honesty onn the Internet
Homer of Borg
Heavy Load on Car
Head Up Own Arse
Hard Copy
Hard-to-remove underwear
Happy Apes
The Jetsons - George and Judy
Happy or Homosexual?
MS Flight Sim 2002 - WTC Edition
Female Jobs
Fat Splat
Eye Examination Chart
Extinction Of Unicorns
How E.T. got his long neck
Easter is cancelled
Easter Bunnies
Dropped the soap...
Dear Dr.Ruth
So that's why the chicken crossed the road
Dreamcast Public Service Announcement
Daffy Duck says...
Goth Barbie
Council-House Barbie
Police Car Accident
Cops and Donutland
The Coca-Cola Polar Bears
Chicken Horror Movie
An old advertisement for a Tandy 5000 PC
Frytrix
Careful Driving Sign
Nice car-paint job
You're being abandoned
Buggery
What cats do while your away
Brave Cat
MicroBorg Windows 98
A Blowfish
Count the black dots
Bill Gates and Eddie
Beware of Dog
Bend Over...
Bedtime Books
Beaver Wars
Batgirl Sign
Bad Omen
Baby Cigarettes
Attitude Problem
Afghanistan Weather Report
Buy me another beer...
Beer - Helping white guys dance
Beer - Sponsors of Casual Sex
Box of Life #1
Box of Life #2
Homertrix
Jesus
The Garage
The Easter Bunny
A Disney Orgy
And on the sixth day...
Arrow-head
Bush and Saddam
Camel
Chances of a Man winning an argument
Sexy Mousepad
Beers
PC Roots
Teamwork
Road Signs
Titanic Love
Name Change
The Bat-Cave
Weather Station
Warning - Hazard
Musical Tom Cruise
Latest X-Box advert
Bert and Ernie's Car
Kermit the Frog's Car
The Sesame Street Car
New Texas Police Car
A message from The Cows
Smirnoff Windows and Mac
I don't ask for much in a woman...
Jetsons sex scene (X-rated, animated)
Taz - the Tasmanian Devil (Animated)
Garfield having sex (X-rated, animated)
A weird porno pic (X-rated, animated)
Futurama Sex Scene (X-rated, animated)
A Disney Masturbation (X-rated, animated)
Bugs Bunny Masturbating (X-rated, animated)
Homer and Marge having sex (X-rated, animated)
Fred Flintstone and Betty Rubble (X-rated, animated)
Fred Flintstone and Betty Rubble, again (X-rated, animated)
Homer Simpson meets Leela from Futurama (X-rated, animated)
The reason Mickey Mouse divorced Minny Mouse (X-rated, animated)
Plane getting struck by lightning (Animated)
Anime girl puking (Animated)
Download The Internet (Animated)
Microsoft's Final Solution (Animated)
Dead Love (X-rated, animated)
The Brain of a Man (X-rated, animated)
Safe Sex (X-rated, animated)
Wait a moment and try to spot the ghost (Animated)
Java Script (Animated)



The Duke's Jokes Section


Travelling Salesman
Technical Night Before Christmas
Oil Change Instructions
A Horse Walks Into A Bar
Farmer Joe In Court
Dictionary For Arguing With Women
Dear Bobby
Facts About Cola
Bohemian Curry
The World According To Student Bloopers
Test Of A Man
Sex
Seminars For Females
Seminars For Males
The Rules
Question and Answer Time
Accident Investigation Report
Worms And Alcohol
Twinkle, Twinkle...
Stupid Things Said In The World Of Soccer
Friendship
Page Not Found
Alert
My First Time
A Good Fuck...
Santa Claus Timeline
Mental-Disease-Of-The-Month Club
The Ballad Of Robin Hood
Wile E. Coyote Lawsuit
The 7 Dwarves in Church
Chinese Torture Tests
Bad Day
Fridays in Hell
The Perfect Joke
The 12 Days Of Christmas
The Aliens Are Coming
Suicide, Accident or Homicide?
First Blow Job
Blew Chunks
The Duke's Limericks
The Trouble With E-Mail
Bad Parrot
The Courtroom
The Sex Life Of An Electron
Apartment For Rent
Best Ever Rum Cake
Rush Job Calendar
The Scotsman
How To Kill A South Texas Eel
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
The Cowboy & The Horse
The Final Simplification
Little Red Riding Hood - A Politically Correct Fairy Tale
Microsoft God
A Guide To Love And Sex For Virgins
Eskimo Nell
10 Rules Learned From Noah And The Ark
What Men Say & What Men Mean
Keywords For Microsoft Lovers
Duke's Pick-Up Lines
Maxims For The Internet Age
Elvis Compared To Jesus
Glossary Of Computer Terms
Things Every Woman Should Know
List Of Laws
258 Things To Do When You Are Bored
Signs It's Going To Be A Rotten Day
10 Reasons Why "Scooby Doo" Was a Drug-Influenced Cartoon
10 Reasons Robin Is Batman's Sidekick
You Know You Are No Longer A Kid When...
100 Ways To Order A Pizza
101 Ways To Say No
Science Exam Papers
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
Keys to Business Success
The Warning Signs Of Insanity
Ways To Be Offensive At A Funeral
Rules of Bedroom Golf
Insurance Reports
50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew
10 Reasons Why Being A Male Is Cool
10 Reasons Dinosaurs Became Extinct
10 Reasons Suicide Is Better Than Sex
10 Greatest Fucks in History
10 Reasons Why The Internet Is Like A Penis
Practical Jokes & Pranks
Procrastinator's Creed
Cartoon Laws of Physics
How To Survive Scary Situations
How to write good
Politically Correct Handbook
List of Politically Correct Terms
How to say "I Love You" in 100 languages



Duke's Section

Spock - What Was Said And What Was Meant
Marketable Skills Learned At Yoda's Jedi Technical Institute
Ten Problems With The Death Star
Ten Reasons To Become A Dark Jedi
Ten Reasons To Avoid Darth Vader
10 Signs Of A Star Wars Obsession
Star Wars Teachings
Copacabana - Star Wars Style
10 Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Star Trek
Movies Would Be Better If Patterned After Star Wars
10 Rejected Star Wars Novels
Michael Jackson Would Be Cool, If He Lived In The Star Wars Universe
Signs That Bill Clinton Is A Big Star Wars Fan
Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went To The Dark Side
Star Wars : A New Hope - Sexual Lines
Star Wars : Empire Strikes Back - Sexual Lines
Star Wars : Return Of The Jedi - Sexual Lines
Reasons Star Wars Is Better Than Real Life
Y.O.D.A. (Y.M.C.A.)
The End Of The Borg As We Know It - REM Parody
10 Things Sam Jackson Should Say In Star Wars



Duke's Section

Star Trek Christmas Songs
The Differences Between A Trekkie And A Trekker
The Next Generation Meets Microsoft
The Next Generation's The Night Before Christmas
The Four Captains
Signs That The U.S.S. Enterprise Is Nearing The End Of Its Warranty
Top Ten Secrets Of The U.S.S. Enterprise
Star Trek - The Drinking Game
Bohemian Rhapsody - The Next Generation
Top 10 Best Ways to Kill Wesley Crusher
Top Ten Hobbies Of William T. Riker
Bumper-Stickers On The U.S.S. Enterprise
20 Uses For Data's Detached Head
Cpt. Picard's 15 Fun Things To Do Aboard The U.S.S. Enterprise
Things That Never Happen On Star Trek
10 Signs You Watch Too Much Star Trek
20 Signs That Star Trek Is Taking Over Your Life