20 Signs That Star Trek Is Taking Over Your Life
- Saying "Make it so" in casual conversation
- Indignation because the periodic table doesn't include dilithium and tritanium
- Able to use "variable phase inverter" in a sentence without excessive thought
first
- More than one pair of Spock ears on junk drawer
- Have figured out the stardate system
- Sudden urge to wear lots of Lycra
- Scanning shelves at local liquor store for synthehol
- The Star Trek theme becomes background music for your dreams
- Major quote sources for thesis are Shakespeare, the Bible, and "The Omega
Glory"
- Memorisation of the crew's authorisation codes
- Forgetting that present-day elevators don't have voice interface
- Attending a convention wearing non-Terrain vestments
- Actual serious thoughts about buying that $300 model of the Enterprise from the Franklin
Mint
- Understanding Klingon
- Lecturing any science professor on how transporters work
- Playing Fizzbin and understanding it
- "The Outrageous Okona" seems like a fine piece of writing and dramatic
stylistics
- Paying rapt attention during those endless special effects sequences in Star Trek:The
Motion Picture
- Inexplicable rock-climbing urges
- More than three original episode outlines buried in your drawers