Travelling Salesman


A travelling salesman has taken his young wife with him when he was sent to Bolivia. One day in the middle of nowhere, a highwayman stops them. He carries 3 guns, sports a huge beard and his paunch hangs down to his thighs.  He thunders at the husband. "I'm going to rape your wife.  And you, you little nincompoop, you won't make a move or I'll blast you.  He draws a circle on the ground, he picks up the little salesman by the scruff of the neck and deposits him in the middle of the circle. "If you step an inch out of that, I'll kill you !!"

A moment later he upends the wife and makes love to her-once, twice, three times.   After which he departs happily satisfied.  The moment he disappears, the little man starts roaring with laughter, slapping his knees, bent over.  The women who is starting to recover from the triple onslaught and buttons up her clothes, gives him a look of deepest indignation. "Coward, Wretch! And you dare to laugh at me !"

"Darling I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at that fat idiot. He never noticed, he never knew!  While he was occupied with you, I jumped three times from the circle and he didn't even see me!"