In real life, people drive "The Pacer," "The Pinto" and "The
Station Wagon"
In Star Wars, people drive "Speeder Bikes," "X-Wing Fighters" and
"The Millenium Falcon."
In real life, bar fights with strange looking people are often looked at as bad and
sinful.
In Star Wars, bar fights with strange looking creatures is heroic and the way of the Jedi
Knight.
In real life, people that talk to small fuzzy creatures are called crazy.
In Star Wars, people that talk to small fuzzy creatures are called galactic ambassadors.
In real life, people who dress up in tight plastic/leather outfits are considered tacky
and queer.
In Star Wars, they're called "Storm Troopers" and are feared by all.
In real life, people often stink up the bathroom with their fecal odors, toilet paper
runs out, and people get diarrhea.
In Star Wars, no one has ever used the bathroom.
In real life, tall hairy, humanlike creatures are only seen by alcoholics, and are
named ridiculous things like "Bigfoot" and "Sasquatch."
In Star Wars, tall hairy humanlike creatures are called Wookiees, and have their own
language, planet, social structure, and carry formidable weaponry.
In real life, it is often difficult to understand the languages of others, such as
parents, fast food window operators, and college profs.
In Star Wars, everyone understands everybody, regardless of language barriers.
In real life, the extremely obese are often sadly shunned by society.
In Star Wars, the extremely obese Jabba the Hutt is a pimp daddy, and has his own sail
barge, lounge room, and scantily clad female dancers to keep him occupied--he is envied by
all.
In real life, people often have problems doing simple mechanical things like operating
can openers, programming VCRs, and playing PlayStation.
In Star Wars, Droids do all the busy work in half the time.
In real life, some people are complete losers.
In Star Wars, everybody has a story to tell that's worth listening to.
In real life, people sometimes smell.
In Star Wars, people are never "ripe," and yet they need not shower.