10 Signs of a Star Wars Obsession
- You see and a bin and order a cup of coffee from it.
- You wonder when the Moon's going shoot the Earth.
- You won't walk into a river because you're afraid a "Womp Rat" will get you.
- You tie a Danish pastry to each side of you head as a fashion statement.
- You wonder why an evil tyrant isn't trying to take over the galaxy.
- You have a toy X-wing in your front room.
- And you think its real.
- You know the names of all the people that have owned Cloud City.
- You know what someone means when they say "Sabacc", and you know how to play
it.
- You actually bother to make a list like this.